While in the process of removing a chick's underwear (or men for you turd burglars out there) you discover a smear, stain, etc., of fecal matter.
Yo son, don't fuck with that bitch. Last night i damn near tossed my cookies when i came across some surprise pudding in her draws.
The relentless, savage, and ultimately brutal ass raping of an irish man
Guy1: dude i thought your dad was straight.
Guy2: He is.
Guy1: Then y was he clover pounding Riley McDougle's dad at the bar last night.