Follow the Science

A highly effective, self-correcting, evidence based method of evaluating the veracity of any given data set, condition or circumstance; particularly relevant when human lives, financial wellbeing and social stability hang in the balance of correct decision making.
Hey, did you hear POTUS and FLOTUS have BOTH tested POSITIVE for COVID 19?! Maybe it's NOT a hoax. Maybe NOW they'll Follow the Science when they medically treat him.
Oh HELL NO! They've already consulted the My Pillow Guy and that crazy 'demon sperm' bitch... I'm sure he'll do well
by YAWA October 03, 2020
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spooky spider surprise

The scourge of spider web laden overhanging tree limbs common to otherwise friendly appearing neighborhood sidewalks; of particular concern during casual night time strolls when the unsuspecting are unpleasantly surprised by a face-full of webbing and their pissed off spider occupants.
Oh snap! Timmy got himself a spooky spider surprise with a massive face full of spider web shit and spider eggs in his mouth, there's no tellin' where the spiders ended up...just look at 'em run!!
by YAWA July 21, 2018
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Invertebrate Politics

The inability of any given political agent to actually respect, comment on or support any position outside of established party lines despite being fundamentally offensive to personal ideology.
So, we should just ignore massive national debt, the endorsement of white nationalism and ridiculous, weaponized tariff impositions that are ultimately paid by US consumers?
Of course! That's how Invertebrate Politics work...it'll be fine. Right?
by YAWA August 05, 2019
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Coronuary

Referring to February 2020; the month during which the United States Federal Government did as much nothing as possible to mitigate the spread of COVID-19 among it's citizenry.
So, we banned travel from China in late January ...we did nothing in Coronuary; and then the shit hit the fan mid-march.
by YAWA April 14, 2020
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piss in the mop bucket

A group act of defiance perpetrated by disgruntled employees, students or other activists that results in urine, rather than cleaning agent, to be unwittingly distributed on the floor of a relatively small, enclosed space; given sufficient time, the now ripened piss causes the air to become unbreathable, the facility itself rendered temporarily toxic.
We're all in this together; EVERYONE, even you ladies, gotta step-up and piss in the mop bucket! Now's our chance to get some payback!
by YAWA August 27, 2017
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Trinitaritard

A person self-identified as a christian, subscribing whole-sale to the mystery of the holy trinity yet completely oblivious that the doctrine was a complete fabrication by innovative, overly-faithful scribes.
Kripes! She thinks that the concept of " big daddy, jr & spook " are somehow meaningful. Trinitaritard.
by YAWA April 21, 2019
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god-shatter

The gradually-intensifying, mind-twisting period of profound confusion, unprecedented desperation and abject hopelessness endured through the haunting process of realization that--there is not, has never been and will never be a prayer answering, omnipotent, omnipresent and omnibenevolent deity.
She wasn't sure that she would survive god-shatter. Everything and everyone she had ever known now seemed alien, disconnected and strange. But in time, life itself became more precious than ever, each relationship more cherished, each experience uniquely valued; yet not for the promise of some eternal tomorrow, rather for the evanescence of the moment.
by YAWA September 05, 2017
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