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A casual, but derogatory term, that describes a ridiculously exquisite sensitivity to even the most subtle of spicy food; the consequences of ingesting a condiment as seemingly benign as ketchup resulting in an unavoidable, embarrassing public display of table-side drooling, sweating, flushing, tearing and panting.
I don't know why we bother bringin' that bitch out for Mexican...damn, she can't even handle McDonalds! Showin' out all ketchup shwetty ...let's see how she does with some ghost pepper surprise!
by YAWA August 14, 2017
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Hey, did you hear that the presidents pillow guy came up with a cure for COVID?
No, but that's absolutely fantastic!
Yeah, it's called Poison Plant Therapy and is made from Oleandrin, a toxic phytochemical.
So, they tested it on people infected with COVID 19 and they got better?
Nope. They just BELIEVE that it works. Kinda like Hydroxychloroquine, remember that one?
Well, it only works if you take it with Demon Sperm...everyone knows that.
No, but that's absolutely fantastic!
Yeah, it's called Poison Plant Therapy and is made from Oleandrin, a toxic phytochemical.
So, they tested it on people infected with COVID 19 and they got better?
Nope. They just BELIEVE that it works. Kinda like Hydroxychloroquine, remember that one?
Well, it only works if you take it with Demon Sperm...everyone knows that.
by YAWA August 19, 2020
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Question: "Hey there, I hope you wouldn't mind terribly if I resorted to contacting you on your personal cellular device should I find myself in an untoward situation."
Answer: "Ha. Ha. I would be happy to receive your communication at any time my good man; but also concerned that you might have indeed succumbed to malfeasance.
Observer: "Oh, hell no! They done gone all the way white, boo boo..."
Answer: "Ha. Ha. I would be happy to receive your communication at any time my good man; but also concerned that you might have indeed succumbed to malfeasance.
Observer: "Oh, hell no! They done gone all the way white, boo boo..."
by YAWA April 12, 2017
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Lies, mis-direction and fascist behavior are generally unacceptable; in the context of election preservation they're Hugely Problematic and must be resisted AT ALL COSTS...
by YAWA July 26, 2020
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Ok, so MicroSoft, Apple and SpaceX trademarks have expired...guess who just weaponized IP! CHA-CHING!
by YAWA January 22, 2020
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Hey, did you hear that urine therapy, oleandrin, hydroxy chloroquine, ivermectin and demon sperm can KILL COVID and ALL variants?
Yeah, sure. Why don't you get in that line over there. You REALLY NEED a bullshit vaccine.
Yeah, sure. Why don't you get in that line over there. You REALLY NEED a bullshit vaccine.
by YAWA January 26, 2022
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You can take off yer muzzle diaper now now that the Governor says it's safe to go back to the beach.
by YAWA June 14, 2020
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