blackture

I'm studying blackture this semester...it's important to know what's real about that interesting culture.
by YAWA February 05, 2018
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viral clearance

The new-normal, standardized return-to-work, school, just about any large venue proof of negative COVID test requirement.
Hey, wanna get a cup of coffee before work?
Nahhh, can't. Gotta get my daily viral clearance and the lines look pretty long.
Well, good luck on that. I just got a govt check, so I'm stayin' home!
by YAWA January 07, 2022
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Boxed

The internment into a coffin, tomb or whichever end-of-life vessel is chosen by the representatives of the deceased party.
Damn! Did you hear that what’s-his-head Boxed last night?
Nhaw. What happened to ‘em?
He boxed!
WTF does that mean?
Damn, bro. He bought the farm.
Oh, good for him; we need more domestic food production.
What!? No, dude. He cashed it.
Awesome! I’m glad someone is making some profit ‘round here!
Oy! No! He bit the big one. You know; he’s taking a dirt nap.
It’s no surprise that he’s tired: what’s the big deal?
Well, he’s fucking dead.
No shit! Why didn’t you tell me.
by YAWA February 03, 2022
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Pissink

The go-to water saving, green option when faced with a urinal versus sink receptacle in which to piss.
I just couldn't bring myself to use the toilet and waste 1.5 liters of clean water in the flush, so I used the pissink instead.
by YAWA April 24, 2015
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Turd snout

With respect to human sexuality and arousal, a point is often reached that limits both the willingness and accessibility to advance into more adventurous, often uncharted territory; the surprise digital detection of a rectal 'occupant' serves as a cautious reminder to proceed with caution unless alternative preparations can be arranged.
She was so hot and seemed to want more, so I slipped my finger in and, damn, a turd snout ruined everything...amateur!
by YAWA August 24, 2016
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Witch Hoax

A highly advanced, transformative condition derived from the rather tired, exhausted and over-exposed 'Witch Hunt'.
So, seems like we've got a new and improved definition of Witches! It doesn't make 'em any more real, but the entertainment value alone makes the Witch Hoax worth pursuing...
by YAWA March 09, 2019
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unburn the house

A metaphoric analogy for premature mask mandate cessation in the context of evolving COVID variant threat.
WHOO, HOO! It's over! Texas and Mississippi discontinued state-wide protective mask mandates!
Ahhh, yeah. Wait 3 weeks. Watch 'em try to unburn the house as the hospitals fill to capacity.
by YAWA March 03, 2021
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