YAWA's definitions
The unfortunate airspace that exists between the asshole and the toilet bowl--the water containing filth insulator; exposure opportunity responsible for creating bystander entrapment, near-asphyxiating Rest Room Haz-Mat emergency conditions.
Ok, dat bitch got'sa shit 'ass-IN-water', not INTO the water...gotta close dat Stank Gap for real. Prolly could cut down on the audible and splash-back as well...think of the children! It just ain't right!
by YAWA November 14, 2019

Did you see the great big, Blue Origin Cosmic Penis penetrate the earth/space boundary?
Yes. It was magnificent. ALMOST as exciting as watching the LAST Astro-Billionaire launch into space.
Yes. It was magnificent. ALMOST as exciting as watching the LAST Astro-Billionaire launch into space.
by YAWA July 23, 2021

As opposed to: self-dep·re·cat·ing/ˈˌself ˈdeprəˌkādiNG/ behaviour which intentionally diminishes ones potential performance this condition allows for full-on self-destructive annihilation.
So yeah, Jan 6 was a national tragedy; what's even worse is the sworn, self defecating testimony of the far right groups that participated in it.
by YAWA November 6, 2022

Went for fucked-up, fast food drive-thru and once again confirmed: Dumbness Abounds.
What did you expect?
What did you expect?
by YAWA March 25, 2021

An expansive, forever doomed region of unbelievable debauchery, pervasive dishonesty and deeply penetrating, psychologic derangement from which there is seemingly no escape.
I'm searching for a place where my unsubstantiated beliefs automatically become incontrovertible fact, my truth-free opinions cannot be effectively criticized and my intransigent 'base' supports me in deference to any verifiable reality...'let's load-up and head to Trump World...where it's safe'
by YAWA February 27, 2019

Where political ideology meets the reality of infectious disease; the social dynamics of personal protection against infectious disease have become so polarized and emotionally charged that anyone choosing to wear a face-mask during an official pandemic is automatically demonized.
You can take off yer muzzle diaper now now that the Governor says it's safe to go back to the beach.
by YAWA June 14, 2020

The latest conspiracy-fueled 'miracle cure' for COVID 19 endorsed by an administration completely detached from the scientific method.
Hey, did you hear that the presidents pillow guy came up with a cure for COVID?
No, but that's absolutely fantastic!
Yeah, it's called Poison Plant Therapy and is made from Oleandrin, a toxic phytochemical.
So, they tested it on people infected with COVID 19 and they got better?
Nope. They just BELIEVE that it works. Kinda like Hydroxychloroquine, remember that one?
Well, it only works if you take it with Demon Sperm...everyone knows that.
No, but that's absolutely fantastic!
Yeah, it's called Poison Plant Therapy and is made from Oleandrin, a toxic phytochemical.
So, they tested it on people infected with COVID 19 and they got better?
Nope. They just BELIEVE that it works. Kinda like Hydroxychloroquine, remember that one?
Well, it only works if you take it with Demon Sperm...everyone knows that.
by YAWA August 19, 2020
