Definitions by XxRedxX

gumming a sausage log

When someone who has drenchers and takes them out to slob on a knob

My mom got drunk and I heard her gumming a sausage log last night

gumming a sausage log by XxRedxX May 28, 2023

skoomadiving 

Verb

The act of retrieving the skooma from your anal cavity after shoving it up there so customs wouldn't find it.

"Alright, I'm finally through customs. Now I just need to go skoomadiving so I can sell it to some Argonians."

skoomadiving by XxRedxX March 14, 2023

Emily 

A girl who is pissed at multiple horny men who won't stop masturbating to her name on Urban Dictionary.

Random Person: What should we look up next?
Emily: I don't know. Let's look up our names and see what it says.
(Five seconds later)
Emily: WHAT THE HELL?!

Emily by XxRedxX January 2, 2011