håll käften

The Swedish way of saying "Shut the fuck up".

Svenska barn ett: "Snella vatist. Du är smutsiga."
Svenska barn två: "Nej, du är smutsi. Håll käften."
Engelska barn: "Vänligen tala engelska!"
Svenska barn ett: "Nej. Vara tyst och stoppa tala."

by Xethro Gensh October 08, 2014

Rowing

Hopeless process of destroying one's self in an attempt to move a Buoyancy - Operated - Aquatic - Transport mechanism, a.k.a. 'boat'. This futile act of throwing one's body limply against a long, plastic - and - wood (or metal) stick (also known as an 'oar') and thrashing one's arms about caused much pain and distress in the High Middle Ages, or around the 12th or 13th century, when many were expected to actually succeed at doing this on the trade vessels that were in fashion at the time.

Modern futility experts estimate that the people who continue to practice of this exercise will eventually die out due to natural selection and lack of reproductive ability.

Example of a rowing - related exclamation:
"Rowing practice; shit!"

by Xethro Gensh June 15, 2015

Chess

The process of sitting down in front of an Asian person, thinking to one's self, ''Oh, shit, it's an Asian person,'' and losing to said Asian person whilst one comforts one's self that, well, it was okay because it was an Asian person.

When playing chess, it is okay to lose, because after all, it was an Asian person.

by Xethro Gensh June 15, 2015