monkey mouse

A pet cat that's acting silly or hyper, but not in a bad or destructive way like a rat monkey.

Having fed kitty some catnip, Susan enjoyed watching the purring monkey mouse rolling around on the floor ecstatically.

by xyz April 19, 2005

catnip

A member of the mint family of plants (aka catmint), Nepeta cataria.

Irresistable to cats, its mildly stimulant properties can trigger a large range of behaviors that can be collectively described as 'flippy' but also happy.

If cats had dealers, they'd buy catnip.

by xyz April 19, 2005

spoon lover

A person who is proficient in the art of spoon bending.

"Mother F****** Spoon Lover!"

by XYZ December 26, 2003