slices of heaven

My favourite kind of tits. The ones that look like slices of pizza ๐Ÿ• limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and only one piece of pepperoni right at the point of the triangle (the nipple)

I love to lift those skin flaps up by the nipple, so light and empty. I can fit a whole one in my mouth they are so soft and devoid of fat
Those tits are the dream. Like slices of heaven
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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slices of heaven

My favourite kind of tits. The ones that look like slices of pizza ๐Ÿ• limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and only one piece of pepperoni right at the point of the triangle (the nipple)

I love to lift those skin flaps up by the nipple, so light and empty. I can fit a whole one in my mouth they are so soft and devoid of fat
Those tits are the dream. Like slices of heaven
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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slices of heaven

My favourite kind of tits. The ones that look like slices of pizza ๐Ÿ• limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and only one piece of pepperoni right at the point of the triangle (the nipple)

I love to lift those skin flaps up by the nipple, so light and empty. I can fit a whole one in my mouth they are so soft and devoid of fat
Those tits are the dream. Like slices of heaven to me
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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Biltong Boobies

Breasts that are like 3 dried up pieces of beef

Flat crusty dangling lumps of meat
by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020
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Toblerones

Tits that look like two chunky triangles

๐Ÿˆ ๐Ÿˆ vs ๐Ÿ”บ๏ธ ๐Ÿ”บ๏ธ
Toblerones... why the triangle bra was invented
by Working Class Hero December 16, 2020
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Boneyard Bitch

Her pussy is so dry it takes a full bottle of baby oil just to get it wet enough for you. She instigates sex but is all dried up. May as well be fucking her in the ass
I need to order more baby oil you boneyard bitch

Fuck off you small dick cunt would be her retort
by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020
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Empty

My breasts are empty. Like two empty socks dangling beneath my clavicle

Someone has let the air out of these balloons for sure
My tits are so empty, soft and floppy
by Working Class Hero January 09, 2021
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