101 definition by Working Class Hero

Also see shit tits

There must be something in the water in Sunderland that produces the absolutely worst tits in the country. Some great looking arses but horrible haunting tits

Maybe its the salt in the sea air or maybe its the amount of kids they have or the amount of drugs they do who knows 🤷

Stands for Horrible Empty Norks

If you know someone with the absolute worst empty flappy deflated socks for titties then use HEN as a term of endearment. Its important to try to be nice. Personally these are my absolute favourite kind of titties I can not stand false tits, puffy tits, no tits ... HENs rule ... almost as much as slices of pizza

The shape of a womans tits when she has used a push up bra to lift her saggy deflated tits so high that it gives the look of a bare shelf, empty shelf or mantlepiece

You can always spot them because the top of the shelf is flat as opposed to rounded. A genuine full pair of tits would have a rounded top

Tits that resemble an aardvarks snout

Long droopy boobs like an ant eater nose

My favourite kind of tits. The ones that look like slices of pizza 🍕 limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and only one piece of pepperoni right at the point of the triangle (the nipple)

I love to lift those skin flaps up by the nipple, so light and empty. I can fit a whole one in my mouth they are so soft and devoid of fat

Not just those are shit tits or you have shit tits but I would literally rather eat shit than look at your tits

They are that bad

When a woman's tits are so empty and saggy that they float on the bath water like lilly pads. Amazing how flat they look. Like tortillas