Lazy Susan's

Empty Tits that resemble 2 slices of pizza limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and the nipple dangling from the bottom

Friend: How was your date last night ?
You: She had Lazy Susan's

Friend: Sorry bro thats horrible
You: I still enjoyed them

by Working Class Hero December 11, 2020

Lazy Susan's

Tired tits

Tits that have given up the fight with gravity

Empty, deflated bags of skin

Hideous floppy things with nips at the bottom

I had to tie them up because they were lazy Susan's

by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

Flake Fear

When you are afraid to let anyone touch your vagina because you don't want them to feel how dry it is

It will be such a turn off for them, instead I will douse myself in baby oil and climb on top before he gets chance

I have serious flake fear that he will be put off by my dry fanny

by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020

Raccoons

Aka Trash Pandas Aka horrible tits

Trash tits that you wish were rounded and not like two raccoons tails

How am I going to wear this backless dress without a bra? My raccoons will be obvious to everyone that sees me

by Working Class Hero December 28, 2020

Aardvark Tits

Tits that resemble an aardvarks snout

Long droopy boobs like an ant eater nose

Check out those aardvark tits

by Working Class Hero November 27, 2020

Gelatine Globes

Wobbly Jelly Tits

She has gelatine globes that one, I bet her cup runneth over

by Working Class Hero January 01, 2021

I Love Floppers

When saggy empty tits are you absolute favourites above all other types

I love floppers let me touch them. I know you do now get on your knees you simp bitch and lick my clit

by Working Class Hero January 08, 2021