Jug Jail

When you keep your bra on 24/7 because you are so ashamed of your deflated tits

Those horrible norks will never see the light of day ... and maybe its for the best
I've put my hens in jug jail because they are so hideous
by Working Class Hero January 02, 2021
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Corked

When you remove her tampon and stick it in her arse, then fuck her pussy as it oozes blood

Also see Sporked when you fuck in the spoon position having plugged her arse with the tampon
by Working Class Hero January 02, 2021
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Tits of the dead

Tits of the dead or guavas dos muertos as they say in Mexico

Very much like day of the dead these tits should be celebrated because of their remarkable emptiness

Empty, limp, lifeless tits devoid of meaty flesh. Empty skin bags flopping about like a zombies arms
What you celebrating home? Guavas dos muertos ... tits of the dead. Woah yes those are some seriously empty tits
by Working Class Hero November 26, 2020
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Afraction

When you are only attracted to women that are a size 10 upper body but a size 14 lower body

Or better still but much rarer 8 upper body and 14 or 16 lower body

Slim upper torso, small empty breasts, thick thighs, big round ass
She's 10 over 14, I have such an afraction for her
by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020
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