Word Burglar's definitions

Turkey Holocaust

Thanksgiving.

Seth: "Annually, an average of 240 million factory farmed turkeys will be slaughtered this week in celebration of a successful harvest season"

Janine:"You mean the turkey holocaust."

Billy:"Oh, Thanksgiving"

by Word Burglar October 11, 2010

Gangsta walk

After sustaining an injury to a leg, knee, foot, ect. the limp required is known as a gangsta walk.

"What's with the gangsta walk?"

"I have the gnarliest gangsta walk after busting my knee yesterday"

by Word Burglar December 31, 2009

Mouse Whiskerin'

When a persons nose hair becomes visible on the outside of the nostril it resembles tiny mouse whiskers. Most extreme cases are commonly seen on the elderly, where the whisker length can reach up to 4 inches.

n. "Check out the mouse whiskers on Grandma!"

v. "Looks like I'll be mouse whiskerin' today."

by Word Burglar December 31, 2009

Bite Limiter

When someone offers a bite of there sandwich restricting the size of bite by strategically placing their fingers where they want to cut off your bite to a nibble.

James "wanna bite?"
Veronica "Sure! That sandwich sure does look fantastic"
*bite commences*
Veronica "that was cheap, would have been better if not for the bite limiter"

by Word Burglar December 10, 2009

M-Block

A word to describe the distance between major intersections in a large city. The small blocks in between are not included when using this phrase.

The M can stand for Main, Major, or even Mega to describe the rough distance between two locations.

Person one: "How far is your hotel to the C.N. Tower?"

Person two: "Roughly 4 and a half M-Blocks"

by Word Burglar October 28, 2009

abra-ca-grab-ass

The sneak attack ass grab.

*Guy innocently cooking dinner*

Girl: "Abra-ca-grab-ass!" *grabs a generous handfull of bum, then disappears*

Guy: "Was I just molested by a magician?"

by Word Burglar September 19, 2009

Stainers

People who would have been better off left as a stain in their parents underwear. Usually pertaining to inbred hicks, rednecks and low-income housing dwellers with the mental capacity of a worm or other invertebrates, etc...

i)"wtf is that stainer doing driving a tractor down the highway at rush hour?"

ii)"Look at the group of stainers drinking beer on their lawn, sitting on living room furniture"

iii)whore-"Hey cutie, care for a face mask"

mother-"Stay clear of the stainers Billy, not until you're 12"

by Word Burglar July 12, 2009