Wooticus Maximus's definitions

Volmert's law

Volmert's law is a rule that allows employees to have an excused tardiness due to sexual activities.

Don't worry honey we have time to finish, I will just implement Volmert's law.

by Wooticus Maximus September 12, 2014

Rainbow Roulette

Rainbow Roulette is a drinking game in which a group of gay men randomly select mixed drinks that all but one have been drugged with viagra. The last drink is drugged with rohypnol.

Make sure you bring plenty of lube when playing Rainbow Roulette.

by Wooticus Maximus October 11, 2016