Definitions by Wooly Wombat

The Farmer John 

when you shit in someones mouth and they proceded to give you head while being fu*ked by a beast of burden or other largely endowed animal

When I came home from the fair I called Bubba...then we unloaded Bessie from the trailer and did The Farmer John.

The Farmer John by Wooly Wombat March 27, 2005

Handsome John Brown 

when you eat spoiled dairy products from a woman's ass while banging her with a fish

Your mother prefers a Handsome John Brown to a Dirty Sanchez.

Handsome John Brown by Wooly Wombat March 27, 2005

Kombat_Wombat 

A woman who is notorious for losing bodily function control during orgasm

I am the Kombat wombat!!! POOT!

Kombat_Wombat by Wooly Wombat March 27, 2005