Definitions by Wooly Wombat

Handsome John Brown 

when you eat spoiled dairy products from a woman's ass while banging her with a fish

Your mother prefers a Handsome John Brown to a Dirty Sanchez.

Handsome John Brown by Wooly Wombat March 27, 2005

The Farmer John 

when you shit in someones mouth and they proceded to give you head while being fu*ked by a beast of burden or other largely endowed animal

When I came home from the fair I called Bubba...then we unloaded Bessie from the trailer and did The Farmer John.

The Farmer John by Wooly Wombat March 27, 2005

Kombat_Wombat 

A woman who is notorious for losing bodily function control during orgasm

I am the Kombat wombat!!! POOT!

Kombat_Wombat by Wooly Wombat March 27, 2005