Wooly Mammoth 's definitions

unprotensenzelous

does not exist in dictionary. Therefore, it means the same thing as "nothing".

Also, when used in certain context, it means that there is 'no reason' or 'no explanation required'.

W13: "I have unprotensenzelous reasons"
Stupid: "What is unprotensenzelous?"
Smart: "Unprotensenzelous means that you dont need a reason to tell us"

by Wooly Mammoth December 30, 2004

clavicaphobia

The fear of anything touching one’s collar bones.

Chuck Norris is said to only wince at someone utilizing his clavicaphobia against him. His immediate reflex is a Texas Ranger roundhouse of course.

by Wooly Mammoth February 13, 2021