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A term used by over-the-road truckers referring to the east coast of the United States, with its large congested cities, pollution, crime, and grime, as contrasted to the western United States with its wide open spaces, natural beauty and clean air.
by Woody Thomas March 4, 2010
Get the The Dirty Side mug.A variation of bingo, but instead of calling out letters/numbers, the caller describes things that can be seen at Wal-Mart, and the players cover squares on their cards if described scene is on a square.
Examples:
a poopy diaper in the parking lot
a 250 lb. 13 year old boy with his 350 lb. father and 450 lb. mother
an old man outside the store with an oxygen tank and smoking a cigarette
an infant wearing a Dale Earnhart t-shirt
a 30 year old woman with her pregnant 14 year old daughter
an obese white woman with 3 bi-racial kids
in the parking lot, a beat up 1981 van, out of which spills empty White Castle boxes when the door is opened
etc
Examples:
a poopy diaper in the parking lot
a 250 lb. 13 year old boy with his 350 lb. father and 450 lb. mother
an old man outside the store with an oxygen tank and smoking a cigarette
an infant wearing a Dale Earnhart t-shirt
a 30 year old woman with her pregnant 14 year old daughter
an obese white woman with 3 bi-racial kids
in the parking lot, a beat up 1981 van, out of which spills empty White Castle boxes when the door is opened
etc
by Woody Thomas March 13, 2010
Get the Wal-Mart Bingo mug.any substance, usually kind of disgusting and unidentifiable, that gets on something. Often times the yang is dried on whatever it is on, like snot for example.
I got out a glass to drink out of, but it had some kind of yang on it, so I put it in the dishwasher.
by Woody Thomas September 13, 2009
Get the yang mug.describes something that generates much interest, excitement, anticipation, or is just very cool and exciting.
by Woody Thomas January 3, 2010
Get the sexy mug.a dream where you are on the toilet taking a dump, and the toilet is somewhere in a public place, surrounded by a crowd of people, like in a shopping mall for example.
I have dreamed of sitting on a toilet that was:
on the side of a busy highway
on the side of a beachfront hotel in Florida (at least the
toilet was facing the beach, so I had an ocean view)
In a restroom, but the restroom was open at both ends
and throngs of people were walking through, and there
was no stall, just a toilet
etc etc
In my toilet dreams, I usually casually converse with
passers-by as I sit on the toilet
I have dreamed of sitting on a toilet that was:
on the side of a busy highway
on the side of a beachfront hotel in Florida (at least the
toilet was facing the beach, so I had an ocean view)
In a restroom, but the restroom was open at both ends
and throngs of people were walking through, and there
was no stall, just a toilet
etc etc
In my toilet dreams, I usually casually converse with
passers-by as I sit on the toilet
I had the toilet dream again last night, and I was waiting for people to go away so I could wipe my ass, but they wouldn't go away
by Woody Thomas January 3, 2010
Get the the toilet dream mug.adjective, describes something that is intended to be creative and/or thought-provoking, but is really just kind of unoriginal, pretentious, and stupid.
by Woody Thomas October 10, 2009
Get the banal mug.A question posed by one lifelong St. Louis area native to another upon first meeting or after having recently met. The purpose is to learn if you and the other person have any mutual acquaintances.
Shelly: "Oh, you've lived in St. Louis all your life? Where'd you go to high school?"
Steve: "Pattonville"
Shelly: "Pattonville? Uh, let's see, do you know a guy named Mark Henderson?"
Steve: "Pattonville"
Shelly: "Pattonville? Uh, let's see, do you know a guy named Mark Henderson?"
by Woody Thomas November 27, 2009
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