Woody's definitions

fiddley-fart

(can be used as noun,verb or adj. singular or plural)
no sense or value of time, wandering, lost, a waste,a way to start an arguement with the wife

1.) Man that dipshit isn't doing nothing but fiddley-farting around.
2.) Hey that ain't worth a shitload of fiddley-farts.
3.) Alrite bitch, quit fiddely-farting around and fix my dinner !!!!!

by woody August 11, 2003

wankstain

a complete retard normally found wearing st mirren,celtic or 'c'coy colours

see at fuckin cunt sheeren greene she is a pure wankstain...............
i hate that wankstain gilligan

by Woody July 30, 2004

butter wang

A girl who is exceptionally hot. But-her-wang.

Butter face is bad, but butter wang is far worse.

by woody May 25, 2003

Stednott

A shameful being, whose penis has been seen by everyone in Newquay (apart from a child called Stella).

Ed, she's only just legal mate.

by Woody January 28, 2004

Pimp Stain

a cool kat wit a sofiszzle kofishzzle sa-da-ta

dude ur such a pimp stain wit cherrys on top

by Woody September 19, 2003

crotch gravy

Partially solid matter that collects on either side of the yam bag, and/or on the gooch.

I had so much crotch gravy you'd think it was a holiday.

by Woody April 28, 2003

or mor god

Wog of pronouncing Oh My God

Or mor God Kella Ratziekunt

by Woody April 10, 2005