she is a boneyard

girl who has has been boned so many times,she has more bones than a graveyard.
Every time you have sex with her its like a trip to the cemetery.She 'boned' so many guys,she is a boneyard.
by woodpile February 08, 2010
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LSHMRH

Laughing So Hard My Ribs Hurt after going to a comedy club and being sore for a week.
After we went to see George Lopez comedy act I LSHMRH.
by woodpile January 23, 2010
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YCBYSAOT

You Can Bet Your Sweet Ass On That
She will be a total bitch YCBYSAOT
by woodpile January 21, 2010
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woodpolisher

a girl who can make your dick shine after she polishes off all that ceramy stuff.
Tiger has a fleet of special woodpolishers and they don't know shit about cleaning golf clubs.
by woodpile February 03, 2010
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SSOTBS

so tired of everyone giving a person nothing but bull shit all the time,So Sick Of This Bull Shit
Everytime you turn around your getting the same run around bullshit,SSOTBS
by woodpile January 24, 2010
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SSLAPS

she gave you the best blow job you ever had, She Sucks Like A Porn Star
That wasn't any lame half assed blowjob,she was a pro SSLAPS
by woodpile January 24, 2010
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best of the bobbin

A girl who gives the best blow jobs,she the best of the bobbin when it comes to blowjobs.
To watch her head bobbin up and down like that,she should be awarded the best of the bobbin on the nobbin.
by woodpile January 25, 2010
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