Definitions by Wolfgang VonLoveless

The Hobbler 

When you bring a girl home to have sex, and you hit it so hard, she hobbles out of your house!

Jeff, I saw The Hobbler leave this morning... I guess you had a great night!

The Hobbler by Wolfgang VonLoveless January 24, 2020

Dirty Dick Dealers 

Men who send unsolicited dick pics to random females on Facebook.

WTFuck is wrong
With these dirty dick dealers?!?!?!?

Dirty Dick Dealers by Wolfgang VonLoveless January 21, 2020

Dirty Dick Dealers 

Men who send unsolicited dick pics to random females on Facebook.

WTFuck is wrong
With these dirty dick dealers?!?!?!?

Dirty Dick Dealers by Wolfgang VonLoveless January 21, 2020

Nobel Weed Prize 

Someone that thinks that their cannabis fueled idea will change the world.

When Johnny was really high, he came up with the idea of rubber cars, so no one would get hurt in an accident. Man, he just won the Nobel Weed Prize!

Nobel Weed Prize by Wolfgang VonLoveless September 20, 2014