Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter's definitions

keeep

Onamatopeioa of the sound a step-on switch makes in Sonic The Hedgehog for Sega Genesis. Consists of a 3507 hertz square wave for 35 thousandths of a second. Sound Test on Sonic 1 is number "CD". A silly noise to make when you switch on a large/powerful appliance (microwave ovens actually make a similar, though not identical, sound) or flush a toilet.

The Plugger made a 'keeep' sound as he flushed his mammoth deuce down the can.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 25, 2007

prosecution

1. Another word for The Man. Gets you busted for possession of marijuana, copying DVDs, and other "crimes". Never ever in a Gogolplexian years does the prosecution do a good thing for yourself.

2. What you'll be on the receiving end of if you screw up.

1. In Heaven the prosecution is spiritually incapable of winning ever.
2. Violators subject to prosecution.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter May 23, 2008

spice

1. A channel on cable TV where people engage in sexual intercourse in full frontal nudity on camera.
2. A chemical, usually powdered, that is used to mask bad cooking. If the cooking is good, it can make it godly with a lowercase g.
3. Plural of spouse. Word should only be used by cycle-accurate Mormons, naked natives in the rain-forest, and Abrahamic peoples before the days they tuned out God and went with only one spouse.

1. On the Spice channel there's Amazon natives smearing themselves in moist soil and having outdoor sex.
2. Cortez's overcooked toughened heart did not taste too good to the Aztec priest, so he reached for the spice.
3. We can have a spouse of the same sex, so why not spice?

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007

drives to the mailbox

Describing of a person of unfathomably great laziness. Looks for every opportunity to get out of work. Even trivial chores are too much of a finger lift for them. So called because they will get into their car, turn the key, adjust the mirrors, put on their seatbelt, and drive to the mailbox that is at the end of their driveway.

My neighbor is so lazy he drives to the mailbox. It is .07 miles away.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 9, 2008

Speared

A person who has been injured, slaughtered, or maimed by a long shafted weapon with a pointy blade at its tip is said to have been Speared.

Not only black people can be Speared, but white, yellow, and red people too.

Mel Gibson deliberately waited until the family reunion dinner to tell his story about how he Speared one of his acting buddies by accident in the gut and how chunky white puke came out from her punctured duodenum and out the gash in the abdomen. They had to call the ecnalubma.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

mel gibson

A bloodthirsty Highlander who has the urge to make bloodier than usual historical films. Showed his true colors with the addition of some ethanol. He has this fascination with seeing red human blood spurt out of cut arteries and veins rhythmically with the heartbeat. He's a Catholic.

Mel Gibson has a good chance of starring in the next Cannibal Holocaust movie and he gets to be the person who does ritual sacrifices on film. Oops, they did something like that, see apocalypto.

Braveheart:Blood-painted swords, blood dripping down his face.
Apocalypto:Cutting a father's throat in front of his son, removing human hearts.
Passion of the Christ:Whipping Jesus, nailing him to the plus sign (he's drizzled like a cinnamon bun with blood).
The Patriot:People getting shot and stabbed with bayonets.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

cycle-accurate Mormon

One of the few Mormons who openly practices polygamy and doesn't do statutory rape and/or breed too much. The only Mormons to grow a set and stand up for what they believe in.

The cycle-accurate Mormon went to his home and hugged his 2 wives and his husband.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007