Miranda

Miranda is the innermost major moon of the planet Uranus. It was discovered by the Dutch-American astronomer Gerard Kuiper in 1948.

The moon is named after a character in Shakespeare's 'The Tempest', Miranda was Prospero’s daughter.

Astro-dude 1: "Hey, I just read in Scientific American that some Prof. was looking at Uranus and saw a new moon!"
Astro-dude 2: "Huh huh huh, you said 'anus' huh huh huh."
Astro-dude 1: "Shut up, dumb-ass!"

by Wizards Sleeve July 16, 2008

tit upgrade

Cosmetic surgery on the breasts to increase their size. Popular with porn starlets.

Seen Kazza? She's just had a tit upgrade.

by Wizards Sleeve June 10, 2005

spent nuts

Noun. Spent nuts are the male testicles after having been drained of all semen. They need a prolonged period to regenerate. Typically happens after an intense session of masturbation.

Dude 1: "Wow man, I had an amazing night thinking about your mom. I got spent nuts today."
Dude 2: "WTF?"

by Wizards Sleeve November 20, 2005