tit upgrade

Cosmetic surgery on the breasts to increase their size. Popular with porn starlets.
Seen Kazza? She's just had a tit upgrade.
by Wizards Sleeve June 04, 2005
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messy facial

Porn movie pop shot make-up artistry. This is where a heavy cummer (and maybe his co-stars) deliver some thick money shots onto a porn-stars face. Looks like she’s been hit in the face with a custard pie.
Director: "Ok folks, let's wrap up this shoot ... guys stand by to give Crystal-Tipps a messy facial please .... ACTION!"
by Wizards Sleeve September 24, 2006
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silk slipper

The very finest pussy you can get. Exquisite to the feel, and a joy to slip into.
"Man that new chick in Accounts, she may look like a thunder pig, but damn! That broad has a fine silk slipper!"
by Wizards Sleeve February 25, 2007
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first to the food drop

Offensive term for a fat person derived from the belief that they were first to the UN food drop every time, ahead of everyone else.
by Wizards Sleeve September 04, 2006
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ham and bangers

Attributes of a great MILF. Great big ham legs and massive mashable bangers. Something for the guy that likes legs and something for the guy that likes tits.
Dude 1: "Wow, you seen that new MILF in Accounts? Great ham and bangers!"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah! Full pork breakfast!"
by Wizards Sleeve August 18, 2006
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Spiderwoman

Female with a single extraordinary power. Having never visited her minge with a razor, she has a magnificent array of spiders legs protruding from her knickers thus being able to render any man into a state of shocked horror at a hundred yards.
Beach Dude 1 (dazed): "Whoaaa ... did you see that chick's bikini-line?"
Beach Dude 2: "Yeah ... like it must've been Spiderwoman."
by Wizards Sleeve June 11, 2005
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Lesbos

This is a district under the government of a prefect (or prefecture) in Greece. It's made up of a number of islands in the Aegean Sea.

According to Greek mythology, the god of the islands was called 'Lesbos.'

An ancient poet called Sappho wrote about love between women about 2700 years ago and that's where we get the term 'lesbian' from.

Apparently, Sappho's poetry was pretty hot stuff and the Christians didn't like it. Little of it remains today thanks to a policy of it being destroyed by those against it.
Greek 1: "Behold! Across the Aegean sail the lovers Clitus Enormos and Vulva Maximus from the islands of Lesbos!"
Greek 2: "I'm hard as a temple pillar already!"
by Wizards Sleeve June 02, 2005
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