Yet another word for jizz. This time it's the stuff that a dude leaves on his girlfriend’s face when she's asleep and he's got home late and pissed up, thinking it's a laugh. Most often first detected the morning after.
Delia (waking up): "What the fuck is this all over my face!"
Jack (very hung over): "Errrr .... ghost snot?"
Jack (very hung over): "Errrr .... ghost snot?"
by Wizards Sleeve June 21, 2005
Proper noun. Town on south east coast of England. Pop. around 35,000, 22 miles from Calais.
Key features: Magnificent castle, Roman Painted House, stunning cliffs, United Kingdom's busiest ferry port. One of the Cinque Ports.
Also one of the easiest places in Britain to get one's head kicked in.
Key features: Magnificent castle, Roman Painted House, stunning cliffs, United Kingdom's busiest ferry port. One of the Cinque Ports.
Also one of the easiest places in Britain to get one's head kicked in.
Town's official charter: "If you want a fight, try Dover on a Friday night. Some of the head cases here can shove your shit back a fortnight."
by Wizards Sleeve May 20, 2005
A massive smelly fart. Not just a weedy little parp, this one means your ass yawns big and emits the foulest gas from hell. See the goatse dude on Google Images search to see what it looks like.
Dude 1: "Oh my head. I drank ten pints last night and had a curry."
Dude 2: "Way to go Dawg ... what the hell is that smell man!?"
Dude 1: "Oh my good ... a stinking yawn ... I'm gonna puke ..."
Dude 2: "Way to go Dawg ... what the hell is that smell man!?"
Dude 1: "Oh my good ... a stinking yawn ... I'm gonna puke ..."
by Wizards Sleeve September 24, 2006
The very worst sexual feeling one can experience. Describes a very unpleasant penetrative fuck.
Ralgex is a warming muscle rub sold in the UK and rocksalt is just gritty and nasty. Anyone who feels like this in the ass or pussy is plain horrid and probably diseased, or an overbanged ho.
Ralgex is a warming muscle rub sold in the UK and rocksalt is just gritty and nasty. Anyone who feels like this in the ass or pussy is plain horrid and probably diseased, or an overbanged ho.
Dude 1: "How was your date last night, Dawg?"
Dude 2: "She looked fine but felt like Ralgex and rocksalt when she took it up the marmite motorway* my man!"
* Hershey Highway for American readers.
Dude 2: "She looked fine but felt like Ralgex and rocksalt when she took it up the marmite motorway* my man!"
* Hershey Highway for American readers.
by Wizards Sleeve August 08, 2006
When really pounding pussy, these little bubbles leak out from all sides and make for a really foamy gash. Pump fast and hard enough and they are thick as a MacDonalds Milkshake.
"I was going great but she was gushing so much when I looked down it was just my dick in a mess of cunty fuck bubbles."
by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006
Fetish sex terminology. This is another term for a golden shower which shares the characteristics of the high pressure hosing and brushing system used at many outlets for the purposes of cleaning automobiles.
"Man that Ginny is one sick babe! She gave me a full jet wash last night! High pressure facial wash, power brush on my body work and then Turtle Waxed me with her moip!"
by Wizards Sleeve June 24, 2005
Military. A very unpleasant thing. So named from squadie wanking contests. The resulting 'barrack room biscuit' is covered in a lot of spoodge (and is usually force fed to the last man to shoot).
Dude 1: "D'ya see that chick's face in 'Bukkake Cum-fest Volume 9'? What a mess!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, Dawg. Bad as a barrack room biscuit."
Dude 2: "Yeah, Dawg. Bad as a barrack room biscuit."
by Wizards Sleeve October 01, 2006