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Definitions by Wizards Sleeve

pimp-2-pimp 

This is when two pimps work together and trade bitches. If a pimp has a good bitch in his stable and she does good tricks, another pimp might want to ply her to his customers.

Pimp give the other pimp a call and they trades. Like Wall Street, but with skanks not shares.
"Yo bwoi, commerce is good. Check it dawg, if I ain't got it now, I can do pimp-2-pimp and get yo a choice ho."
pimp-2-pimp by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006

cunty fuck bubbles 

When really pounding pussy, these little bubbles leak out from all sides and make for a really foamy gash. Pump fast and hard enough and they are thick as a MacDonalds Milkshake.
"I was going great but she was gushing so much when I looked down it was just my dick in a mess of cunty fuck bubbles."

fuckometer 

A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.
Dude 1: "Your mom's a fox, dude. She's 9 on the fuckometer."
Dude 2: "WTF?!!?"
fuckometer by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006

Nobel prize-winner 

The ultimate erection. When a dude is so hard that he can cut diamonds with it - he possesses a thing that would win the Nobel prize for physics.
"I was down at the beach and the chicks were so hot, I had to lie face down to hide my Nobel prize-winner."

suspension breaker 

A fat chick. A chubber. She who gets into a car and makes it virtually collapse due to her overweight massive flabby-ass.
"Dude! Your new girlfriend? Ditch that chick. She's a chubber and if you let her in your car you'll find she's a suspension breaker."

pudfucker 

One who likes big women, and likes to fuck them.
"I seen your wife. She is a big, big woman. You is a pudfucker my man."
pudfucker by Wizards Sleeve July 18, 2006

womb on wheels 

A pram. Once the baby has dropped, mum now pushes it in a womb on wheels in front of her.
"See that chick? Nice ass, nice rack. I'd tap her up if it weren't for her damn womb on wheels."