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Hammer Horror

These are a classic group of horror films made by the British studio Hammer Films between the 1950's and 1970's.

Dracula, Frankenstein, Jekyll and Hyde plus Quatermass were all produced under the studio. These films are still show on TV and have a cult following. Low on budget, but big on scares. They relied on suspense often – and very effectively at that.

Peter Cushing (Grand Moff Tarkin in Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope) featured in many of the best pieces.

Hammer Horror is also a term used to describe the worst of the worst of British women, particularly those seen with too few clothes on in seaside resorts.

Quirky British songstress Kate Bush recorded a song called Hammer Horror which can be found on her excellent album ‘Lionheart.’
"I was sitting on the beach at Blackpool and this 14 stone Hammer Horror started giving me the come on! I'd have rather slept with one of the donkeys giving rides."
by Wizards Sleeve June 8, 2005
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slush fuck

Dude 1: "Man my new chick is a slut. She let me slush fuck her!"
Dude 2: "Way to go, my man!"
by Wizards Sleeve July 14, 2007
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The Unfuckables

A collective noun. These are groups of chicks who travel together on Friday and Saturday nights, walking into clubs and bars after 11pm like cowboys in the old spaghetti westerns.

They are looking for a drink and a fuck.

The shame of it is they are pig ugly harridans and what no sane dude is going to go for.
Dude 1: "Hey, Dawg, check out those three ugly chicks what just walked in!"
Dude 2: "Yeeech! The Unfuckables!"
by Wizards Sleeve September 23, 2006
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Hugh Jarse

A very nice person. Also, a traditional joke.
"Say, that's Hugh Jarse."
by Wizards Sleeve March 6, 2007
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fuckometer

A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.
Dude 1: "Your mom's a fox, dude. She's 9 on the fuckometer."
Dude 2: "WTF?!!?"
by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006
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fox skin beermat

(British) A closely shaved and somewhat tangy tasting snatch.

Not perfectly smooth, but rough to the touch like fox skin and tasting like a stale beermat.
Dude 1: "Did you go down on your new girlfriend last night Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. Not bad, but seemed like I was tonguing a fox skin beermat."
Dude 1: "Way to go!"
by Wizards Sleeve June 13, 2010
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Miranda

Miranda is the innermost major moon of the planet Uranus. It was discovered by the Dutch-American astronomer Gerard Kuiper in 1948.

The moon is named after a character in Shakespeare's 'The Tempest', Miranda was Prospero’s daughter.
Astro-dude 1: "Hey, I just read in Scientific American that some Prof. was looking at Uranus and saw a new moon!"
Astro-dude 2: "Huh huh huh, you said 'anus' huh huh huh."
Astro-dude 1: "Shut up, dumb-ass!"
by Wizards Sleeve July 16, 2008
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