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Definitions by Wiscodude

glammocking

High falutin' hammock camping with unnecessary accoutrements. Such as battery fans, string lights, comfy chairs...etc.
When Loraine decided to join the guys for hammock camping, she wanted them to bring all the fancy shit with so she could be as comfortable as at home. We had to explain nicely, "Bitch, we ain't going glammocking, we're gonna rough it and shit behind the trees with mosquitoes biting our balls!!!"
glammocking by Wiscodude June 2, 2023

wiscooter 

Hey Lorraine, how's bout you let me have a crack at that wiscooter?

Not this week Bob, I've been up making hotdish for the Lutheran church and it's in no condition for some wisconilingus.
wiscooter by Wiscodude April 24, 2023

wiscooter 

I have to take it easy after the Lutheran Hotdish round-up this year. I have my annual gynecologist appointment the day after so I need my wiscooter in pristine condition. So no wisconilingus for this gal.
wiscooter by Wiscodude April 24, 2023

wiscooter 

Say, Lorraine... I won't be able to make it to the Lutheran Hotdish round-up this year. I have my annual gynecologist appointment and I need my Wiscooter in pristine condition.

Hopefully Bob can give me some good wisconilingus later this week
wiscooter by Wiscodude April 24, 2023

Wisconilingus 

The skillful art of chowing a Wisconsin pussy (wiscooter).
Hey Bill, how was your trip to the cheese festival?
Not bad... I met a local gal and we went to my truck and she let me give her some proper wisconilingus.

Oh yeah?! How were the cheese curds?
Wisconilingus by Wiscodude April 18, 2023