Definitions by Windexter

a: drive 

~1. The drive where you usually put floppy 3.5's in.
~2. The place where computer guys get their wang stuck in.
~3. The last place you want to put your wang in.

"Uh.. AT&T?" "Yes." "How do I remove a Penis from the Floppy Drive?", "Sir, we don't service hardware"

a: drive by Windexter April 16, 2003

cisco 

One of the most amazing networking companies ever. Get a CISCO certification and you will be givin GOD like powers.

Justin yells out "Freaking Yeah! I got my CCNA!" Meanwhile a man that needs a network setup calls Justin's house and give all his worldly possesions to him because he is god.

cisco by Windexter April 14, 2003

Heat Stinking Missle

is when you take an object and thrust it into the "ecess" space in the triangular like shape formed when a person is in a sitting position on a chair and the two cheeks of the butt are visible. You must aim between the cheeks and thrust the object there.

Chris sits down in a chair, Stephen walks behind and quickly thrusts the object into the triangle zone causing an uproar in Chris's Anus.

Heat Stinking Missle by Windexter April 14, 2003