26 definitions by Willie shaverpus
by Willie shaverpus November 21, 2022
A complete and utter dipshit. A parents biggest disappointment among their children. An individual who cannot find their ass with both hands. A completely useless individual whether it be mechanical,technical, or intellectually. A person who is so clueless that they could drown standing in a rainstorm.
Someone better get fuck brain McGee out of the rainstorm .that dipshit is gonna drown. Goddamn his parents must be disappointed.
by Willie shaverpus September 29, 2023
Any Dick head that puts their rank/ status on their license plate just so EVERYONE can be aware of their current or former status.... real asswipes.
Oh look honey..another Sgt. Puddwacker wants everyone to know she's a Sgt . A Sgt in what ??? Maybe ass play?
by Willie shaverpus July 28, 2023
A thought process / frame of mind that most if not all baby boomers have in which they feel they are entitled to do whatever to whom ever they wish without consequences due to their status as elders in society. This thought process transcends race ,religion, culture or sexual orientation. The common denominator is the fact that they are elderly. Other lesser forms / sub-cultures of this frame of mind exist within younger generations such as millennial and gen Z as well as different races and sexual orientations but are minimal as others of the same sub types quickly quash the nonsense and get their respective sociters back in line and place.
Person 1.Goddamn... you see grandma just push our cart out of the way and cut infront of us ?
Person 1. MA'AM..WE WERE ALREADY IN LINE.
Elder. FUCK OFF.. I'm in a hurry. You can wait.
Person 1. MA'AM.. I'm trying not to be rude. Please don't swear at me. Please get out of line and go to the back. Be considerate of those you you just cut infront of.
Elder ..FUCK OFF!!!!
Person.. wow.. your elder entitlement is really showing today. What an old bitch.
Person 1. MA'AM..WE WERE ALREADY IN LINE.
Elder. FUCK OFF.. I'm in a hurry. You can wait.
Person 1. MA'AM.. I'm trying not to be rude. Please don't swear at me. Please get out of line and go to the back. Be considerate of those you you just cut infront of.
Elder ..FUCK OFF!!!!
Person.. wow.. your elder entitlement is really showing today. What an old bitch.
by Willie shaverpus November 12, 2022
A term of endearment for an excessively chunky baby who is adorably " chunky" and is usually laughing and good natured. A giggly little bundle of chonky happiness.
by Willie shaverpus October 25, 2023
All the current technologies such as email , various social platforms, text ,chat virtual meetings , all computer systems and all the tech constantly being shoved down our throats and up our asses. . It is supposed to make life easier when in fact it does just the opposite. Not all people are on board with such tech and are easily flustered by it and or refuse to learn it. Thus causing greater difficulties. Mostly generational.
Great. They are updating my phone again.. I am sick to death of all this E- Fuckery.. it never works right and I'm sick of relearning how to utilize it.
by Willie shaverpus October 6, 2022
Crimes,behaviors ,against normal human beings by dumb fucks.. most of the time these stooges( people) don't even realize that their behaviors and or actions harm ,insult,or annoy normal human beings.. see idiot ,dum dum, asshat ,dumb fuck ,and other like terms as these types typically commit stoogery on a daily basis.. like it's genetic or bred into them.
After being told what to do ,how to do it and in a timely professional manner.Carl decided against his training as a dog groomer and shaved the dog and dyed it purple. As it looked cool. This act of stoogery cost carl his job...asshat
by Willie shaverpus March 28, 2023