Definitions by Willie shaverpus
Stanley Stupid
1.A great nickname for someone who is utterly stupid as a box of hammers.
2.A character played by Tom Arnold in the movie ' The Stupids"
3. My brother in law
2.A character played by Tom Arnold in the movie ' The Stupids"
3. My brother in law
1.Great..... Stanley Stupid is at it again.... get it together man!!!!! You've done this job for almost a year now...
2. Stanley Stupid is not a funny guy in the movie.
3. Stanley Stupid does not need to eat mayonnaise out of a jar... it goes on a fuckin sandwich.
2. Stanley Stupid is not a funny guy in the movie.
3. Stanley Stupid does not need to eat mayonnaise out of a jar... it goes on a fuckin sandwich.
Stanley Stupid by Willie shaverpus February 25, 2023
merb nerbler
A merb ,straight or gay who gobbles the knob(s) of as many cocks as it can find in the immediate area. They swallow semen with the glee and excitement of someone who has just won the lottery.
Your brother is a real merb nerbler. He just sucked off the entire swim team and is out looking for more.
merb nerbler by Willie shaverpus February 17, 2023
merbburgler
A fat ,lousy , lazy, turd. A skidmark in the underpants of society. A special breed of oxygen thief that rivals very ideas of sloth ,greed ,and gluttony . Absolutely no chill at all to this denizen of the trailer park.
My brother in law is such a merbburgler. Yesterday I caught him eating mayo out of a jar because making a sandwich was too much work. I hate him..
merbburgler by Willie shaverpus January 31, 2023
Dick Farm Dan
1.A man who is a dick and he owns a dick farm and his name is Dan.
2. A person who loves dick and farms a multitude of willing dicks and chooses to use them as they desire.
3. An insult used to de-emasculate another male friend or otherwise. Thus challenging their sexual identity.
2. A person who loves dick and farms a multitude of willing dicks and chooses to use them as they desire.
3. An insult used to de-emasculate another male friend or otherwise. Thus challenging their sexual identity.
1. My neighbor is a Dick Farmer. And his name is Dan.
2. He...Time to look into the lil black book and decide which dick to suck.
She... WOW.. that lil black book is thick AF...Your a real Dick Farm Dan aren't you?
3. Hey Dick Farm Dan!!!!! Stop fuckin with the juke box ya Homo!!!
2. He...Time to look into the lil black book and decide which dick to suck.
She... WOW.. that lil black book is thick AF...Your a real Dick Farm Dan aren't you?
3. Hey Dick Farm Dan!!!!! Stop fuckin with the juke box ya Homo!!!
Dick Farm Dan by Willie shaverpus December 15, 2022
st. Dickolus
When you dress in a Santa costume and play the part in order to satisfy your partners Christmas fantasy of fucking good ole St. Nick
Me : Ho Ho Ho !!!!And what do you want for Christmas???
Her : come over here Santa and give me your peppermint stick... I've been so naughty.
Me: oh yeah.... here comes St. Dickolus
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Her : come over here Santa and give me your peppermint stick... I've been so naughty.
Me: oh yeah.... here comes St. Dickolus
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st. Dickolus by Willie shaverpus December 11, 2022
elder entitlement
A thought process / frame of mind that most if not all baby boomers have in which they feel they are entitled to do whatever to whom ever they wish without consequences due to their status as elders in society. This thought process transcends race ,religion, culture or sexual orientation. The common denominator is the fact that they are elderly. Other lesser forms / sub-cultures of this frame of mind exist within younger generations such as millennial and gen Z as well as different races and sexual orientations but are minimal as others of the same sub types quickly quash the nonsense and get their respective sociters back in line and place.
Person 1.Goddamn... you see grandma just push our cart out of the way and cut infront of us ?
Person 1. MA'AM..WE WERE ALREADY IN LINE.
Elder. FUCK OFF.. I'm in a hurry. You can wait.
Person 1. MA'AM.. I'm trying not to be rude. Please don't swear at me. Please get out of line and go to the back. Be considerate of those you you just cut infront of.
Elder ..FUCK OFF!!!!
Person.. wow.. your elder entitlement is really showing today. What an old bitch.
Person 1. MA'AM..WE WERE ALREADY IN LINE.
Elder. FUCK OFF.. I'm in a hurry. You can wait.
Person 1. MA'AM.. I'm trying not to be rude. Please don't swear at me. Please get out of line and go to the back. Be considerate of those you you just cut infront of.
Elder ..FUCK OFF!!!!
Person.. wow.. your elder entitlement is really showing today. What an old bitch.
elder entitlement by Willie shaverpus November 12, 2022