Willie shaverpus's definitions

E- Fuckery

All the current technologies such as email , various social platforms, text ,chat virtual meetings , all computer systems and all the tech constantly being shoved down our throats and up our asses. . It is supposed to make life easier when in fact it does just the opposite. Not all people are on board with such tech and are easily flustered by it and or refuse to learn it. Thus causing greater difficulties. Mostly generational.

Great. They are updating my phone again.. I am sick to death of all this E- Fuckery.. it never works right and I'm sick of relearning how to utilize it.

by Willie shaverpus October 6, 2022

merbtastic

Instead of completely fabulous its completely fucked . Whether it be person,place ,or situation ...it is completely FUBAR with no hopes of improvement. Usually caused by a merb ,merbsicorn ,fuckjoy, or merbburgler . It can also be cause by other varieties of low lives as well.

Oh. ..that fucker just dropped a duece and plugged the toilet and flushed anyways. Now his shit is all over the bathroom floor... Simply merbtastic...

by Willie shaverpus March 20, 2023

Gorerilla

A very large and extremely hairy female. They are morbidly obese but look slightly muscular in the fore arms which are covered in matted black hair. Usually sporting mutton chops and a mustache. For your own safety NEVER I MEAN NEVER approach these creatures when they are feasting. You will be incorporated into the meal. When these beasties are horny and wishing to mate the can be found in the usual watering holes amongst the bar flies and swamp donkeys. Give serious thought before deciding to mate with one of them as one night stands do not apply and like a coyote you will end up chewing your leg off to get away. Best viewed at a distance.

My next door neighbor is a Gorerilla.. I wish she would stop staring at me. It scares me.

by Willie shaverpus October 7, 2022

chunky cheddars

A term of endearment for an excessively chunky baby who is adorably " chunky" and is usually laughing and good natured. A giggly little bundle of chonky happiness.

Oh my gawd... that baby's so adorably chunky... it's a regular chunky cheddars!!

by Willie shaverpus October 25, 2023

stoogery

Crimes,behaviors ,against normal human beings by dumb fucks.. most of the time these stooges( people) don't even realize that their behaviors and or actions harm ,insult,or annoy normal human beings.. see idiot ,dum dum, asshat ,dumb fuck ,and other like terms as these types typically commit stoogery on a daily basis.. like it's genetic or bred into them.

After being told what to do ,how to do it and in a timely professional manner.Carl decided against his training as a dog groomer and shaved the dog and dyed it purple. As it looked cool. This act of stoogery cost carl his job...asshat

by Willie shaverpus March 28, 2023

Stanley Stupid

1.A great nickname for someone who is utterly stupid as a box of hammers.

2.A character played by Tom Arnold in the movie ' The Stupids"
3. My brother in law

1.Great..... Stanley Stupid is at it again.... get it together man!!!!! You've done this job for almost a year now...

2. Stanley Stupid is not a funny guy in the movie.
3. Stanley Stupid does not need to eat mayonnaise out of a jar... it goes on a fuckin sandwich.

by Willie shaverpus February 25, 2023

Inspector Oofus

1.Inspector Oofus can be found on any public beach or recreational area. Constantly patrolling for any infraction such as loud music, littering ,public nudity , etc.. a real Debbie Downer , a male Karen, usually of the Boomer Generation.

2. Inspector Oofus is a song/ Character created by the Iconic Mosh/ thrash metal band M.O.D. off of the "Surfin M.O.D." album. The song explains What Inspector Oofus is perfectly and is a pure masterpiece of the Genre.

"Inspector Oofus on patrol.... Hey lower that radio volume please .. be curious too others. "

2. At a nude beach .." I knew it! I knew it !!! Your sluts..Common trash whores!!! My mother warned me about your type!! YOUR DIRTY, YOUR SLIMY, YOUR DESPICABLE BITCHES!!" ****GETS SLAPPED***** SCREW YOU OOFUS!!

by Willie shaverpus December 1, 2023