Williamsburg Rabbi's definitions

stress masturbate

When one engages in vigorous masturbation as a means of immediate stress relief.

After he was asked to re-do the assignment, Bryce went to stress masturbate before getting down to work.

by Williamsburg Rabbi February 9, 2015

D-Blading

The process of repeatedly inserting a sexual organ into a Dyson airblade for erotic gratification.

I was lonely at the UNFCCC climate talks in Poland so I was D-blading between plenary sessions, and it was breathtaking.

by Williamsburg Rabbi November 12, 2013