park cock

When I guy gets married, hitched, or otherwise becomes monogamous with a chick.
Guy 1: How are Jason and Sue getting on, anyway?
Guy 2: Shit, didn't you hear? He's gonna park cock the first Saturday in June!
Guy 1: Damn, what a sucker.
by William of Boulder April 29, 2008
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jew fart

Phonetic spelling of the commonly spoken, "Did you fart?" The abbreviation comes from rapidly saying "Did you" as one syllable.
Guy: Jew Fart?
Girl: No, jew?
Guy: Oh, yeah!
by William of Boulder May 05, 2008
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