Definitions by William Wordsworth III

Sakar 

Lord and saviour of the merpeople in archaic dead sea scroll scripture, who was forever cursed to wear sexual torture devices made from small chinese porcupines.

I just wrote a fifteen page paper for my "Ancient Civilizations" class at Harvard about Sakar.

Sakar by William Wordsworth III May 13, 2005

Sakar 

Lord and Saviour of the merpeople according to the archaic Dead Sea Scrolls. He was condemned to an eternity of sexual torture from small, vicious Chinese porcupines named Ching, Chang, and Chingy.

Sakar shall revisit this earth upon the manifistation of Bazooka Tooth.

Sakar by William Wordsworth III March 12, 2005