Lord and Saviour of the merpeople according to the archaic Dead Sea Scrolls. He was condemned to an eternity of sexual torture from small, vicious Chinese porcupines named Ching, Chang, and Chingy.
by William Wordsworth III March 13, 2005
Lord and saviour of the merpeople in archaic dead sea scroll scripture, who was forever cursed to wear sexual torture devices made from small chinese porcupines.
by William Wordsworth III March 13, 2005