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Definitions by William Rentes

Willy Wonka in the Chocolate Factory 

Anal sex
I'm gonna put little Willy Wonka in the Chocolate Factory!

Nut Barrage 

To inflict violence upon someone or something using one's own, or another individual's testicles as a weapon.
I just got Nut Barraged!
Nut Barrage by William Rentes September 4, 2018
One who enjoys inflicting and/or receiving nipple abuse and torture through acts such as Nipple Branding, Nipple Slicing, and Crushing the Pyramide.
Guy 1: I heard that Frank is a Niptard...
Guy 2: Yeah, I should know
Niptard by William Rentes September 3, 2018

Crushing the Pyramid 

A form of nipple play in which one individual pinches another individual's nipples with such force that they begin to bleed.
Honey, you are so fantabulous at Crushing the Pyramid!

Silly Cunk 

A person who is annoying, and has a low level of intelligence.
Man one: "That man is such a silly cunk, I wish he would stop talking about his bloody feces."
Man two: "Indeed, he is a retard."
Silly Cunk by William Rentes April 30, 2015