William Gates's definitions

chavtastic

something is so bad it becoms good to the chavs that desire it

that piece of fake gold is chavtastic.
F reg novas with loud exausts are also chavtastic.

by William Gates February 4, 2005

boucebackability

the ability to bounce back

they bounced back
they have bouncebackability

by William Gates February 4, 2005

mumps

A potential disease that has alredy claimed the fertility of Nick Marsh and Simon Jones.

Get away u mumps infested hobo.

by William Gates February 3, 2005

mobile

a small wireless telecommunications device used to contact people on. not to be confused with a 'cell phone', the mobile's primative american cousin, a 'cell phone' also runs on 'gasoline' whereas the more techincaly advanced mobile uses petrol.

i taunted americans with my mobile
i called tony blair on my mobile
i hit a rapist with my mobile

by William Gates February 4, 2005

itv 2

the worst the worst tv channel ever. consists of rubish like Judge Judy (american family judge) and americas funniest pets, or something: the presenter of which i would gladly set fire to.

itv 2 has infected my tv, turn it over

by William Gates February 5, 2005