father christmas

An 16th century peadofile who would dress in red and white bearing gifts to ignorant childern. His decendents still abuse there allocated neighbourhoods today, when childern question 'father christmas special gifts' pearents tell them he isnt real.

a man came down the chimney last night, he said i could help him look for his lost baby raindeer.

by William Gates February 04, 2005

itv 2

the worst the worst tv channel ever. consists of rubish like Judge Judy (american family judge) and americas funniest pets, or something: the presenter of which i would gladly set fire to.

itv 2 has infected my tv, turn it over

by William Gates February 05, 2005

19:37

23 minutes to 8 oclock. poor people are takeing millenia to get used to the 24 hour, and digital clock interfaces.

its its approaching 19:37.

by William Gates February 04, 2005

boucebackability

the ability to bounce back

they bounced back
they have bouncebackability

by William Gates February 04, 2005

mumps

A potential disease that has alredy claimed the fertility of Nick Marsh and Simon Jones.

Get away u mumps infested hobo.

by William Gates February 03, 2005