12 definitions by William Gates

mobile

a small wireless telecommunications device used to contact people on. not to be confused with a 'cell phone', the mobile's primative american cousin, a 'cell phone' also runs on 'gasoline' whereas the more techincaly advanced mobile uses petrol.

i taunted americans with my mobile
i called tony blair on my mobile
i hit a rapist with my mobile

by William Gates February 4, 2005

father christmas

An 16th century peadofile who would dress in red and white bearing gifts to ignorant childern. His decendents still abuse there allocated neighbourhoods today, when childern question 'father christmas special gifts' pearents tell them he isnt real.

a man came down the chimney last night, he said i could help him look for his lost baby raindeer.

by William Gates February 4, 2005

chavtastic

something is so bad it becoms good to the chavs that desire it

that piece of fake gold is chavtastic.
F reg novas with loud exausts are also chavtastic.

by William Gates February 4, 2005

boucebackability

the ability to bounce back

they bounced back
they have bouncebackability

by William Gates February 4, 2005

HF integrale

the best looking cars ever made and the most sucesfull rally cars ever made

evo2 integrales are aparently crafted by god himself.

the only reason lancia used the HF in rallying was because the delta S4 was banned from competing (group B)

Lancia Delta> HF 4x4> HF 16v> Integrale> Evo1> Evo2.

i want me a Hf integrale

by William Gates October 27, 2005