2 definition by William Clarke

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A heterosexual woman, esp. a celebrity, who is revered by lesbians.

Tina Fey, Mariska Hargitay, and Pink are all dykons.

by William Clarke December 29, 2003

When you get so hungry for tacos that you start spanking people

Andrew's ass was red because Jacqui got so spungry at the Tin Hat on taco Tuesdays.

by William Clarke June 17, 2014