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Definitions by William Bleauxerbackoüt

Trench Cock 

In the event of sexual encounter lasting longer than three hours, the penis begins to turn black and blue, and can even fall off.
"Hey I heard Ethan got trench cock last night."

"Yeah but he totally left her gobsmacked."

Give Up the Ghost 

When you cum so hard your eyes roll back into your head and you forget who you are for 30 minutes.
I woke up in the the middle of the night when i heard my dad make my mom give up the ghost.

South Dakota Square Dance

When both of your uncles put you on the spitroast.
I dread the holidays because i have to do the South Dakota Square Dance

L.A. Threesome 

"Yeah we all got home from church and decided to have an L.A. Threesome."

"Nice bro."