Definitions by Wilby Daniels

Ewok Cockblock 

Being such a big Star Wars fan that it prohibits you from getting laid.

Wilby was going to go out to the bar, but Spike had an original trilogy marathon on. George Lucas inadvertently gave him an Ewok Cockblock.

Ewok Cockblock by Wilby Daniels December 7, 2013

Dead President Motorboat 

The act of placing dollar bills between a strippers breasts.

"I felt obligated to tip the stripper, so I gave her a Dead President Motorboat."

Dead President Motorboat by Wilby Daniels May 15, 2013