Wight Eggy's definitions

Wind your dick in

When a man tries to use his perceived male superiority (physical, intellect, experience, seniority at work etc), this phrase can be offered in response by a female. Can be useful in dealing with attempts at mansplaining.

Derived from the phrase “wind your neck in”.

“I didn’t ask to be told how to get the computer to work, Roger. Wind your dick in!”

by Wight Eggy January 22, 2025

Pipmobile

A Pipmobile is a vehicle obtained through the British “Motability” scheme. A portmanteau of “PIP” (Personal Independence Payments) and “mobile”.

“Hey, did you see the neighbour has another brand new car? “
“Yeah, another Pipmobile I expect, is Doreen still pretending she’s got fibro? Lazy bitch!”

by Wight Eggy August 11, 2025

bare mcminimum

When an employee decides to “quiet quit” their job in a lower paid role such as a fast-food restaurant. See also “mcminimum wage”. Recent reports suggest they can be awful places to work in.

“How’s your job going in Maccy D’s, Jaydon?”
“It’s shit bruv, I’m just doing bare Mcminimum fam.”

by Wight Eggy January 9, 2024