Definitions by Wife is killing me

Hook up married 

When your wife falls asleep in her sweets as soon as you walk in the door, then you put your laptop on her back and wank off to videos of other having sex.

My friend is the most well adjusted husband, he is always hook up married

Hook up married by Wife is killing me December 7, 2013

pack ice

It when you put ice inside of your Girlfreind or Wife pussy, then bend her over and pack it in.

Meet me behind the bar and be sure you have the ice ready, I'm going to pack ice deep in you tonight.

pack ice by Wife is killing me October 18, 2013