Definitions by Wicked Witch

placenta kisser

A poor broke ugly man who kisses her placenta baby breeding ass because he is trapped in a rotten boring marriage and can't afford to divorce her. More than likely he just cheats on her with the beautiful intelligent girl who is not a ugly baby breeder.

No Man I can't go anywhere tonight because I have to go clean house, go to the grocery store and do laundry because I am a placenta kisser to my ugly baby breeder who trapped me.

placenta kisser by Wicked Witch August 23, 2017

baby breeder 

An inwardly unattractive female who has to become pregnant to get a man. Without his sperm she would not have a house, any material goods or be accepted by the other unattractive baby breeders.

My baby breeder friend just purchased her new chest flotation devices and mini van road hog with her sperm donors bank account. She is working on her next million dollar toe tag to ensure she keeps her sperm donors bank account in check.

baby breeder by Wicked Witch August 23, 2017

dribble queen

A baby breeder who dribbles out a baby every 9 months

My Dribble Queen is the best. Baby breeder that George Orwell ever knew

dribble queen by Wicked Witch August 18, 2017

crack gigalo 

A man whore who sleeps with crack whores who stays at home all day watching porn and popping Viagra. His crack whore keeps a short leash on his bisexual ass because she doesn't have enough money for round three of an STD.

My crack gigalo wants a threesome. Me, the barnyard hen and him. Maybe the horse.

crack gigalo by Wicked Witch February 28, 2017

kansas kunt kommittee 

A Kansas KKK female Bully Bitch who is a baby mommy and preditor that traps men because she is psychologically unhealthy.

The Kansas Kunt Kommittee is so ugly that she has to get pregnant to become nothing.

kansas kunt kommittee by Wicked Witch December 15, 2016

poppin fresh dough 

A pregnant woman who is about to give birth. Her turkey timer is up.

Her belly is so big her poppin fresh dough and turkey timer is due.

poppin fresh dough by Wicked Witch November 24, 2016

roller derby queen 

A baby mama that thinks she is a queen while pushing her baby down the sidewalk in her roller derby stroller.

Look out the drama mama roller derby queen is approaching with her roller derby stroller.

roller derby queen by Wicked Witch November 24, 2016