Definitions by Whoopi Goldberg
bruisa brow
Getting punched so hard in between the eyebrows, your blood vessels burst giving you a bruise in between the brows resembling a uni brow.
That turd bucket deserves a bruisa brow.
bruisa brow by Whoopi Goldberg March 20, 2010
6 way call-out
when someone called out using the 6 ultimate call-outs consecutively:
1. Killed
2. Raped
3. Eaten
4. Shitted Out
5. Eaten again
6. Puked
1. Killed
2. Raped
3. Eaten
4. Shitted Out
5. Eaten again
6. Puked
6 way call-out by Whoopi Goldberg January 30, 2009
blueberry monster
1. A delicious Odwalla blueberry shake, filled with antioxidants.
2. Rare, extreme cases of blue balls, in which a man will go on a raping rampage.
2. Rare, extreme cases of blue balls, in which a man will go on a raping rampage.
Girl: No, I'm not going to have sex with you.
Guy: Well, then I might just turn into a blueberry monster!
Girl: Ok! I'll have sex with you! What a delicious drink!
Guy: Well, then I might just turn into a blueberry monster!
Girl: Ok! I'll have sex with you! What a delicious drink!
blueberry monster by Whoopi Goldberg February 5, 2008
hem job
a sexy job done on juicy hemorrhoids at the peak of their ripeness, usually with the mouth, with or without teeth. Professional hem-jobbers can balance the task of sucking without bursting the hemorrhoid, while the inexperienced unluckily end up with mouths full of blood and feces.
After Forrest finished giving his first hem job, he looked like he had a mouth full of chocolate cherries. What an assbag.
hem job by Whoopi Goldberg January 22, 2008
chocolate cherries
a mixture of feces, being the chocolate, and bloody hemorrhoids, being the cherries after a particularly violent and enthusiastic, yet unexperienced hem job.
Forrest is an avid chocolate cherries fan. He's always got a mouth full of that shit, he's such a disgusting fucking assbag.
chocolate cherries by Whoopi Goldberg January 22, 2008