Whoopi Goldberg's definitions

hem job

a sexy job done on juicy hemorrhoids at the peak of their ripeness, usually with the mouth, with or without teeth. Professional hem-jobbers can balance the task of sucking without bursting the hemorrhoid, while the inexperienced unluckily end up with mouths full of blood and feces.

After Forrest finished giving his first hem job, he looked like he had a mouth full of chocolate cherries. What an assbag.

by Whoopi Goldberg January 22, 2008

swirly

a french-canadian-indian. whose words count for 3 different continents, thus is always right internationally.

That damn swirly is always coming in here with all the answers. I oughtta give him a black eye!

by Whoopi Goldberg May 5, 2007

meat cave

vagina, anus, dick hole or any other cavernous meaty orifice. Can be used interchangeably to add mystery to any conversation.

Mike: ok well im going to go knock myself out for 8 hours
Mike: in my meat cave
Jes: lol
Jes: don't tell me that
Jes: you're disgusting
Mike: haha good night

by Whoopi Goldberg March 2, 2007

ice-creaming

the act of masturbation while keeping the hand in operation as cold as possible. The master bater will usually keep a bucket of ice to dunk the free hand in, alternating hands to maintain a nice frosty sensation. Upon ejaculation, the ice creamer will simultaneously dunk their genitals into the ice bucket, thus "icing" their "cream". Screaming is optional, but highly recommended.

Did you hear what happened to that kid?

What happened?

He got frost bite on his cock from ice-creaming.

No fucking way!

That's right asshole, fucking frostbite.

by Whoopi Goldberg January 22, 2007

no sex

rubbing genitals but not having sex.

Can we have sex?

No.

Well, can we have no sex?

FUCK YEAH!

by Whoopi Goldberg December 12, 2008

blueberry monster

1. A delicious Odwalla blueberry shake, filled with antioxidants.

2. Rare, extreme cases of blue balls, in which a man will go on a raping rampage.

Girl: No, I'm not going to have sex with you.
Guy: Well, then I might just turn into a blueberry monster!
Girl: Ok! I'll have sex with you! What a delicious drink!

by Whoopi Goldberg February 5, 2008

reverse Danny Glover

the martial art of swiftly jabbing your hand into the mouth of an unsuspecting yawner, causing projectile vomiting onto the hand of the attacker, in which case, the attackee is pantsed and vomit is wiped across their defenseless ass.

It is taken from the Danny Glover, just reversed.

While he yawned, she quickly stuck her hand into his gaping mouth, causing him to spew all over her hand. She then pulled his pants down and smeared his vomit across his white ass.

HEY! You just reverse Danny Glovered me!

That's right asshole!

by Whoopi Goldberg January 18, 2007