meat cave

vagina, anus, dick hole or any other cavernous meaty orifice. Can be used interchangeably to add mystery to any conversation.

Mike: ok well im going to go knock myself out for 8 hours
Mike: in my meat cave
Jes: lol
Jes: don't tell me that
Jes: you're disgusting
Mike: haha good night

by Whoopi Goldberg March 02, 2007

swirly

a french-canadian-indian. whose words count for 3 different continents, thus is always right internationally.

That damn swirly is always coming in here with all the answers. I oughtta give him a black eye!

by Whoopi Goldberg May 05, 2007

hem job

a sexy job done on juicy hemorrhoids at the peak of their ripeness, usually with the mouth, with or without teeth. Professional hem-jobbers can balance the task of sucking without bursting the hemorrhoid, while the inexperienced unluckily end up with mouths full of blood and feces.

After Forrest finished giving his first hem job, he looked like he had a mouth full of chocolate cherries. What an assbag.

by Whoopi Goldberg January 22, 2008

6 way call-out

when someone called out using the 6 ultimate call-outs consecutively:
1. Killed
2. Raped
3. Eaten
4. Shitted Out
5. Eaten again
6. Puked

"See that pile of shit puke? Yeah, that was Johnny before he got a 6 way call-out."

by Whoopi Goldberg January 30, 2009

ice-creaming

the act of masturbation while keeping the hand in operation as cold as possible. The master bater will usually keep a bucket of ice to dunk the free hand in, alternating hands to maintain a nice frosty sensation. Upon ejaculation, the ice creamer will simultaneously dunk their genitals into the ice bucket, thus "icing" their "cream". Screaming is optional, but highly recommended.

Did you hear what happened to that kid?

What happened?

He got frost bite on his cock from ice-creaming.

No fucking way!

That's right asshole, fucking frostbite.

by Whoopi Goldberg January 22, 2007

chocolate cherries

a mixture of feces, being the chocolate, and bloody hemorrhoids, being the cherries after a particularly violent and enthusiastic, yet unexperienced hem job.

Forrest is an avid chocolate cherries fan. He's always got a mouth full of that shit, he's such a disgusting fucking assbag.

by Whoopi Goldberg January 22, 2008

bruisa brow

Getting punched so hard in between the eyebrows, your blood vessels burst giving you a bruise in between the brows resembling a uni brow.

That turd bucket deserves a bruisa brow.

by Whoopi Goldberg March 20, 2010