Whoopi/Hafner nems 's definitions

Grissle Dick

Term used to describe someone who was jerked off really bad at a Gateway Grizzlies tryout. People drive long distances and spend a lot of money just for to get fucked over and end up with this horrible condition.

Hulse nems: Hey, what happened to Mark? I haven't seen him in a couple days.

Tankersly: He got grissle dick after getting fucked over at a Grizzlies tryout

Hulse nems: Shit, why did he go? Its just a sham for the coaches to make money

Tankersly: Thats what I told him, at least he took 50 baseballs from them

Hulse nems: Shit, if anything?

by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 10, 2022

Dealer Fetish

Someone who thinks that picking up from a street dealer is way better than picking up from the dispensary. They like to wait in a parking lot for hours for their "guy" to finally come through with his skimped ass weed. Usually has chemicals sprayed on it to make it stronger or has fecal matter because the dealer scratches his butthole and then touches the weed. The dealer thinks his shit is just as good as the dispensary so he charges just as much when you can get weed actually cheaper from the dispensary. Dealer also has the same shit weed all the time.

Mark: Dude, I just picked up an 1/8th from my guy for $50. He said it's exotic.

Marcus: Wow. that stuff looks like shit. I just picked up an 8th of some dank from zen leaf for $39 w/tax by using my student discount and I did not have to drive far af either.

Mark: Damn. I had to drive 30 minutes to my guy and had to wait for an hour in a parking lot.

Marcus: Wow, sounds like you have dealer fetish.

by Whoopi/Hafner nems July 18, 2022

Poo and pee effect

When an outsider is playing tennis at honda and poo and pees start piling in the courts. They are indigenous to the area and have priority to using the courts since they live in the complex. This will cause a negative effect on the outsider as he can sense the pressure of the poo and pees. This will cause the outsider to have anxiety which results in bad serves and awkward swings because he can feel the poo and pees breathing down on him. The outsider will become nervous and start to make mistakes on the court that he would not of made prior to the arrival of the poo and pees.

Hawk: And that's another missed serve by heater nems! Mercy! He hasn't made one successful serve since the poo and pees came in!

Brenly nems: That's what happens when the poo and pee effect kicks in. It can turn a pro into someone who cant even make a high school team.

by Whoopi/Hafner nems April 12, 2022