Koala Vag

When a teacher or a milf spends way too much time at Cowlishaw and her twat ends up smelling like a nasty, wet, and poo ridden koala.

Clayton: Damn man, you seen that sexy milf jogging around cowlishaw? I'd fucking smash

Palmer nems: Stay away from that nasty cunt. She has koala vag

by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 10, 2022

Shellied

When moving a hot tub and it accidently lands on someone, but on the side of the shell so they are not crushed, but stuck in the area where people sit in the tub. They are stuck in the shell with not way out unless they have level 10 turbo power.

Vin: Yo dude, did you hear that Vishnu got shellied last week during a move in Lombard?
Nikhil: Yeah, he couldnt even get himself out. What a fucking pussy

by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 24, 2022

Haroon Vag

Anyone who has been dicked down by haroon nems. Will make a woman's twat smell worse than vag cig by ten fold. Usually will take around 15-20 years for the body to breakdown the components of haroon vag which by the time that happens, the woman will have turned into a dirty nasty cougar kunt bitch.

G Ev: Damn you seen that girl standing over there? Im trying to diddle her

Yu nems: Dude that girl has Haroon Vag, you can smell that shit from a mile away. STAY AWAY!

G Ev: I dont give af. Im still smashin that

Yu nems: Dude thats fuckin gross, get the fuck out of my car

by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 23, 2022