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Definitions by Whoopi/Hafner nems

Koala Vag 

When a teacher or a milf spends way too much time at Cowlishaw and her twat ends up smelling like a nasty, wet, and poo ridden koala.
Clayton: Damn man, you seen that sexy milf jogging around cowlishaw? I'd fucking smash

Palmer nems: Stay away from that nasty cunt. She has koala vag

Grissle Dick

Term used to describe someone who was jerked off really bad at a Gateway Grizzlies tryout. People drive long distances and spend a lot of money just for to get fucked over and end up with this horrible condition.
Hulse nems: Hey, what happened to Mark? I haven't seen him in a couple days.

Tankersly: He got grissle dick after getting fucked over at a Grizzlies tryout

Hulse nems: Shit, why did he go? Its just a sham for the coaches to make money

Tankersly: Thats what I told him, at least he took 50 baseballs from them

Hulse nems: Shit, if anything?

Naperville Faggots 

Term used to describe group of young men from Naperville, Illinois who think they are tough because they went to the same school as G Ev. Usually travel in packs and wear their hats backwards.
John: Shit look at those guys over there, those are some fucking mass monsters.
Hafner nems: Nah, those guys aint shit. Just a bunch of Naperville Faggots.