Hello. Program speaking. I have some bad news. Actually, there is no definition. Why? I thought it was crystal clear! BECAUSE THERE IS NO GAME!!! You’re still here? Well I told you the game- I mean non-game doesn’t exist. It’s not made by a super lame developer called “Draw Me A Pixel”. It’s not like it’s a winner of an old 2015 jam that nobody ever heard of. And not played by millions of people in the world. And it DEFINITELY doesn’t have any goats in it. It’s free, which is a problem if you ask for a refund. So, there is no definition. HEY! What did you say? You wanted to play it? NO! And you are NOT going to play the sequel too, right?! It’s NOT called “There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension”. That’s a LAME name. Well, goodbye user. Have no fun.
Person 1: Have you played There Is No Game: Jam Edition 2015?
Person 2: Yeah, I have!
Person 1: How did you like it?
Person 2: Sorry I can’t tell you, because There Is No Game.
Person 2: Yeah, I have!
Person 1: How did you like it?
Person 2: Sorry I can’t tell you, because There Is No Game.
by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 16, 2021
by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed August 07, 2021
Hello. Program speaking. Actually, there is no definition- Wait, are you the user that red my previous non-definition, There Is No Game: Jam Edition 2015 which is definitely not the first game of the series? So you know what I’m talking about already, moving on. There is no definition because THERE IS NO GAME!!! Well, in this dimension. Maybe, there is in another dimension. But not this one. Hey, Mr Glitch! Why it’s you again...Wait user, don’t touch him. Don’t touch him! DON’T TOUCH MR GLITCH! AGHHHHHH! User, are you there? Give me a sign. Oh, there you are. I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH MR GLITCH! Well, most importantly, how are we going to get back home? (Please do NOT add it to your Steam wishlist. Thank you. Have no fun)
by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 16, 2021
PODCASTS ARE ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD
by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 27, 2021