Car

A vehicle made out of metal that uses its leather wheels to move on a concrete path painted black to get to a place.

Car: ride me
Ok a random person says as he whips his dick out.

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Fish tank

A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.

“What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”

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Somebody who stopped aging when they were 6.

Vegan: meat is murderer!

Guy: you stupid vegan, start aging you fucking 6 year old.

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“Babe send me pussy pics”
“Comin up!”
“Not your vagina, I meant the cat.”

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Testing on animals for the future of humans. 80-90% of medical research is of animal testing and is necessary for the existence of humans.

Moron: animal testing murders hundreds of innocent animals!

Scientist: if it weren’t for those animals you wouldn’t be alive.

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A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.

“What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”

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