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Animal testing

Testing on animals for the future of humans. 80-90% of medical research is of animal testing and is necessary for the existence of humans.

Moron: animal testing murders hundreds of innocent animals!

Scientist: if it weren’t for those animals you wouldn’t be alive.

by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020

Fish tank

A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.

“What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”

by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020

Idiot

Someone who had to search up idiot on a dictionary.

Your an idiot.

by Who the fuck cares about this October 5, 2020

Vegan

Somebody who stopped aging when they were 6.

Vegan: meat is murderer!

Guy: you stupid vegan, start aging you fucking 6 year old.

by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020

Car

A vehicle made out of metal that uses its leather wheels to move on a concrete path painted black to get to a place.

Car: ride me
Ok a random person says as he whips his dick out.

by Who the fuck cares about this October 5, 2020

Fish tank

A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.

“What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”

by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020

Pussy

A fucking cat.

“Babe send me pussy pics”
“Comin up!”
“Not your vagina, I meant the cat.”

by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020