Wexual Intercourse's definitions

Schmooties

Term of endearment typically used to emphasize one’s cute or charming qualities.

After getting dressed up for picture day, he looked so schmooties.

His personality made him extra schmooties!

by Wexual Intercourse March 2, 2024

Owenphobia

A severe fright of Owen.

I have Owenphobia.
Paying my dues triggers my Owenphobia

by Wexual Intercourse May 4, 2024

Schmooties

Precious, cute.

You're so schmooties.
You looked extra schmooties last night.
Do you do schmooties?

by Wexual Intercourse May 4, 2024

In Creative Writing

A phrase that generally follows a conditional "what if" statement, implicating that the idea could have happened "in creative writing" class.

"What if we kissed in creative writing?"
"What if we held hands in creative writing?"
"What if we build a 10x15 villager concentration camp in creative writing?"

by Wexual Intercourse November 2, 2021