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Definitions by Wexual Intercourse

Schmooties 

You're so schmooties.
You looked extra schmooties last night.
Do you do schmooties?

Owenphobia 

I have Owenphobia.
Paying my dues triggers my Owenphobia

Schmooties 

Term of endearment typically used to emphasize one’s cute or charming qualities.
After getting dressed up for picture day, he looked so schmooties.

His personality made him extra schmooties!

In Creative Writing 

A phrase that generally follows a conditional "what if" statement, implicating that the idea could have happened "in creative writing" class.
"What if we kissed in creative writing?"
"What if we held hands in creative writing?"
"What if we build a 10x15 villager concentration camp in creative writing?"