Western Tunesmith's definitions

Simply Red

An English R&B group from Manchester England. Fronted by a white carrot top looking lead singer named Mick Hucknall.

God that simply red is so good I can’t believe that they are fronted by a white dude, he sound like a Black man trapped I. A white boy body.

by Western Tunesmith February 24, 2021

Target CD

A mediocre compact disc that was manufactured by Wea (Warner-Elektra-Atlantic) from late 1982-till summer 1985. Made in Japan or West Germany. The reason why they call them targets because of the target design in the Disc. People pay stupid amounts of money on them, because they supposedly sound better than the remasters.

Mac: hey man that prince target CD sound good?
Dale: it cost me an arm an a leg

by Western Tunesmith February 7, 2021

Weller

Also known as W.L Weller. A type of bourbon manufactured by buffalo trace distillery. It usually really hard to find cause it’s so damn good.

Hey youngblood can I gets a taste of that weller ?

by Western Tunesmith February 8, 2021

Thong

1. A sexy piece of undergarment or panty which girls wear that shows lots of ass and covers up the vaginal area like a covid mask. Also a stringy panty where you can put a dollar in the band when tipping a stripper at the club.
2. A two piece rubber sandal with a horn near the biggest toe that usually irritates the females foot when walking in them all day long causing irritation fungus and hammer time to their feet.
3. The best covid face mask available that you can make yourself.

Ronnie: damn man dem thongs on that girl like n-n-nasty!!!

Brian: yeah man

Brad: hey look at those thongs did to that girls foot
Yen: I bet it hurts and is irritating

Amb: my boyfriend is gonna be so happy!!
Shellie: why?
Amb: I made him the sexiest Thong to wear to work !!

by Western Tunesmith February 8, 2021

Henry Mckenna

Is a popular straight Kentucky bourbon first bottled in the early 1980s. It was bottled in bond and is 100 proof. Very sought after by whiskey enthusiasts and snobby people.

Hey young blood why don’t you give your uncle Charlie a little nip of that Henry Mckenna ?

by Western Tunesmith February 24, 2021

Neil Peart

A well know drummer Chief Songwriter from the Supergroup Rush. No one can’t fuck with his drumming methods they are from a different species of human kind. His drum solos will blow your mind and off your seats.

Neil Elwood Peart (September 12, 1952 – January 7, 2020) was a Canadian musician, songwriter, and author, best known as the drummer and primary lyricist of the rock band Rush. Peart earned numerous awards for his musical performances, including an induction into the Modern Drummer Readers Poll Hall of Fame in 1983, making him the youngest person ever so honoured.3 Known to fans by the nickname 'The Professor',4 his drumming was renowned for its technical proficiency and his live performances for their exacting nature and stamina.

That Neil Peart is one bad mfer he was the heart and soul of The band Rush

by Western Tunesmith February 25, 2021

Pimp slap

A type of direct slap to the face (also known as a Bitch Slap) see definition. When someone agitates or pisses you off it usually has more resistance than a regular slap. It’s not hard enough to seriously injure them but pretty much let them know that you are serious and aren’t playing with them. You can apply this type of slap to females or guys. It will usually show some signs of marking on the face or cheek!

Man this bitch named Sally at my work pissed me off so much today I wanted to pimp slap her so bad!

by Western Tunesmith February 24, 2021