Definitions by Wesley Sakamoto

passive aggressive owning 

to own in a passive aggressive fashion

during HQ gameplay in COD4, your team captures the HQ till around 200 points then farm kills for the rest of the round before capturing the HQ once more to claim the win.

Player 1: You guys are faggots!
Player 2: Crab-cock.
Player 3: Passive aggressive owning, dude.

passive aggressive owning by Wesley Sakamoto February 21, 2008

crab-cock 

dualistic metaphor where one team receives the same sense of fulfillment from eating Costco crab legs for winning, while the other team receives the same sense of violation from being forced to suck Horse Cock for losing.

Brockhaurd: "Its kinda like running your thumb along an ant trail."
Wesley Sakamoto: "Crab-cock."

crab-cock by Wesley Sakamoto January 28, 2008