Weird dude 's definitions

macintosh

A large expensive paperweight typically favored by granola lovers and those who prefer not to be able to use a computer for anything worth while.

"Oh good, you have a Macintosh. Your work papers will never be blown around when the fan is on AND you never have to worry about buying any computer programs, since there are none available."

by Weird Dude November 14, 2005

Newd

Newd is a combination of nude and lewd, when a person has clothes on but privates are showing.

Damn that newd chick is hot, it's even better when I can see her dick.

by Weird dude October 11, 2020

Newd

Newd, like lewd but genitalia and breasts (In some cases) are showning.

That newd chick is hot. I like her dick...

by Weird dude October 11, 2020