Lift the fat

Lift the fat up Bert and I can guarantee that you will find her last boyfriend living off the sweat line

See that lass at the bar ? Aye ! Well I bet you a tenner that if you Lift The Fat up you will find her last boyfriends living off the sweat lines .

by Wee mikey May 08, 2022

C'mon Then

C'mon Then pal il knock you flat oot .The words used in Scotland for an invitation to battle .

Here stevie that guy is eyeing up ure bird ! Is that so ? Hoi m8 outside. C'mon Then pal

by Wee mikey May 08, 2022

Mortal Kombat

The of fighting whilst completely drunk in Scotland.

Bloody hell Jock ,That black eye and fat lip are massive .Mind you that slash along your check isn't much better. I see that you were player 1 on Mortal Kombat again ?

by Wee mikey May 08, 2022

Chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .

Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

by Wee mikey May 08, 2022