Definitions by Wee mikey

Lift the fat

Lift the fat up Bert and I can guarantee that you will find her last boyfriend living off the sweat line

See that lass at the bar ? Aye ! Well I bet you a tenner that if you Lift The Fat up you will find her last boyfriends living off the sweat lines .

Lift the fat by Wee mikey May 8, 2022

C'mon Then 

C'mon Then pal il knock you flat oot .The words used in Scotland for an invitation to battle .

Here stevie that guy is eyeing up ure bird ! Is that so ? Hoi m8 outside. C'mon Then pal

C'mon Then by Wee mikey May 8, 2022

Mortal Kombat 

The of fighting whilst completely drunk in Scotland.

Bloody hell Jock ,That black eye and fat lip are massive .Mind you that slash along your check isn't much better. I see that you were player 1 on Mortal Kombat again ?

Mortal Kombat by Wee mikey May 8, 2022

Chimp trying to open a yellow dildo 

A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .

Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

Chimp trying to open a yellow dildo by Wee mikey May 8, 2022