Sososexual

A person, usually a politician, who sides with any sexual orientation in order to gain political favor and get more votes. Is not confined to any sexual preference, but buy opinion only.
Candidate 1: "I think I will run for office this year. Run for president, governor, mayor or something..."

Candidate 2: "You think you can win any of the Homosexual voters over?"

Candidate 1: "Oh yes!, because I am Sososexual, so whomever is the vast majority of the class at the time, gets my approval."
by Webster Poindexter October 20, 2012
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Unprostitutional

When an elected official does not pay his Whore her nights pay, and/or when a Prostitute does not perform to her John her maximum sexual performance in bed or wherever, as prescribed by law.
Frank: "Man, I can not believe that Senator Doe didn't pay that whore last night, with all the money he has!

Joe: " I know, she probably didn't do all that good in bed, and that is totally Unprostitutional."
by Webster Poindexter November 18, 2010
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Peterologist

A slut who gives sex reports on dates she goes on, and tells all her friends how big her dates penis was.

Susy: How was your date last night?
Mary: Bad! It was a short one and he almost got stood-up.
Sex Peterologist Peterologist says Shorty Pterologist says Bigunn Peterologist got a Deep Peterologists Throat
by Webster Poindexter November 25, 2016
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