Definitions by Webster’sMami

Cuctus

A desert male cactus who enjoys watching his loved one penetrated by random male cactus or male cacti.

That poor cuctus.. he could’ve done so much more with so much more.

A furniture store owned by skinhead/nazi schmucks who copied IKEA.

I went into this swastIKEA store today for like two seconds before wiping my ass on the ground and leaving.