the vagina
The odor emitting from my girlfriend's slimy hatchet wound was reminiscent of a yeast infection. Much to my surprise, upon wakening this morning, she had a loaf of wonderbread between her thighs.
by weave April 02, 2003
-a racially offensive term for a black person (from Italian melanzana, which is an eggplant.)NOTE: there are hundreds of phonetic spellings out there; however, this is the ONLY correct Italian spelling of this word.
by weave March 19, 2003
Let's face it, the guy's an ass clown!
by weave March 19, 2003
In a valiant effort to add length and girth to my microphallus, I did just as my friend suggested -- I tied a 20-pound dumbbell around my member and tossed it out the window. In retrospect, I think the suction pump might have worked better.
by weave September 21, 2003
One is brain-dead, useless, jabronified, not worth the epidermal layer covering one's body; a waste of space.
Are you sure you want to marry that tool? It appears as though he may be the genetic by-product from the syphilitic abortion of a Mongolian truck fuck! Gimme a break, please!
by weave March 25, 2003
(adjective): extremely windy or flatulent, as pertains to the emission of flatulatory vapors via the rectum.
After my girlfriend's visit to Taco Bell and consuming 4 cheese burritos and 2 cups of chili, she was, to say the least, formidably physagogue! She smelled worse than a shithouse door on a tuna boat!!
by weave September 18, 2003
I was afflicted with such a whopping bout of podobromhidrosis that my feet smelled more rancid than the exotic cheese section at my local deli.
by weave September 20, 2003