Weave's definitions

SURFIN' THE CRIMSON WAVE

(of a female) - to be menstruating; be riding the cotton pony. When a girl is "punctuating," or having her " . " Like my dad used to tell me, "Son, never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die."

No trim tonite! The old lady is surfin' the crimson wave.

by weave August 25, 2003

poontang pie

the vagina

As you are all cognizant of, there are many slices of pie from which to choose...apple pie, coconut custard pie, Boston Creme pie, lemon meringue pie, pizza pie, but nothing is better than a nice succulent slice of the ol'
poontang pie!!!

by weave March 20, 2003

Cousin

a term of friendly address to another
This is probably the greatest of all terms coined by V.R. at an upstate supermarket chain in Albany, NY.

Hey, cousin! You're nothin' more than a nickel-dickin' sidewinder!

by weave July 16, 2003

LAYS MORE PIPE THAN AN ARABIAN OIL SHEIK / UNION PLUMBER

a cocksman or prolific fornicator; a man who gets more butt than an ash tray, or more ass than a toilet seat at a Red Hot Chili Peppers' concert.

Larry got a leg over three times this week with three different pieces of tail. Madonn'! He lays more pipe than an Arabian oil sheik!

by weave August 25, 2003

MAVRO

a racially disparaging and insensitive Greek word for African American. Mad props to CJ for this contribution.

Typically, Italian-Americans loathe mavros.

by weave August 25, 2003

TRIORCHID

a man who has three nuggets in his bean bag; a man with 3 testicles.

My uncle had three times the reproductive powers of any man I know. The sumbitch had three prairie oysters in his nugget pouch!

by weave September 15, 2003

PREFER THE POLE TO THE HOLE

simply put, queer!

Stephan is of the homogenized persuasion...he definitely prefers the pole to the hole!

by weave October 7, 2003