Weave's definitions

One Eyed Willy's Eye Patch

a prophylactic or condom; jimmy hat.
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)

Have to go to the pharmacy and pick up a couple of boxes of One-Eyed Willy's Eyepatches...remember, two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet!

by weave March 24, 2003

SLOBBERKNOCKER

a fierce and violent fight amongst two people, or a number of participants that eventually turns into a full-fledged donnybrook!

At the local watering hole, the bachelor party erupted into a good old fashioned, Grade-A slobberknocker amongst the drunken friends, as fists flew and teeth became airborne.

by weave October 28, 2003

IT'S ALL RELATIVE

The award-winning, buzzword, catchphrase, or slogan, of life, and selection of sexual partners, in a small hick town with an abundance of trailer parks. Ya know, those small hamlets that, when upon entering the village, a big sign greets you and states, "Welcome to East Podunk, where the men are wife beaters and the sheep run scared."

EXAMPLE: Cobleskill, NY.

by weave September 17, 2003

MEZZA MEZZA

so-so, not good or bad, average, in the middle, comme ci comme ca; Of Italian origin.

When I asked my Italian Aunt Sophia, who, by the way, sported more hair on her upper lip than Tom Selleck, how she was feeling, she responded, "Mezza mezza."

by weave November 8, 2003

STINK KNOT

the leather donut or asshole, the chocolate starfish.

Last night, I squirted a boatload of astroglide onto my girlfriend's stink knot.

by weave November 10, 2003

OPHELIMITY

the aptitude or ability to fulfill and please one's sex partner

If most men rated Carmen Electra's ophelimity on a scale from 1 to 10, I bet they'd say 15!

by weave September 21, 2003

LETHIFEROUS

lethal, fatal, deadly

She administered a lethiferous dose of arsenic to his meatloaf. Sumbitch 'toed up' and she glommed all his money and headed for the tall timber.

by weave September 22, 2003