the upper crack of the arse, usually visible when one's trousers are descending off the hip, which is readily accessible to the accumulation of lint and other undesirable particulate.
When I bent over to fix the sink, my wife informed me that my lint trap was highly visible, and that aside from the lint that I was packing, that I ought to reconsider going into the bathroom and wiping my ass another 7 times.
by weave August 13, 2003
My wife was the quintessential smellfungus. No matter what I did or said, nothing was good enough. She was on me like a June bug on a porch light.
by weave September 22, 2003
an individual who is "tighter than Kelsey's nuts" when it comes to parting with a dollar; a parsimonious peckerhead.
My Uncle Louie was such a clusterfist that he requested in his last will and testament that he buried in a pine box with his millions in a canister beside
his carcass.
his carcass.
by weave September 22, 2003
to sport a woody that is second to none;
the hardest, stiffest penile erection on the face of the planet; to pack more wood in one's trousers than a lumber yard; a raging hard on that sports more veins than an 80-yea-old woman's hamhocks.
the hardest, stiffest penile erection on the face of the planet; to pack more wood in one's trousers than a lumber yard; a raging hard on that sports more veins than an 80-yea-old woman's hamhocks.
When I saw her crunchy frogs and curvaceous can, Willy The One Eyed Wonder Worm pitched quite the trouser tent!
by weave July 13, 2003
the clinging of fecal residue and toilet paper fragments to one's anal hairs; a disgustingly deplorable condition that unequivocally creates a lack of hygiene in this unpleasantly moist and stinky cavity. More commonly referred to as "dingleberries," or fartleberries."
With the amount of ass croutons that I was packing, you could have tossed quite a salad down there! Only problem was, I wished my girlfriend would have used Ranch dressing instead of Italian!
by weave August 23, 2003
to dance, bust a move, get your "groove" on, shake the hoof OR
putting the move on a member of the opposite sex with the intention of "bumpin' uglies" with them OR to be in style.
putting the move on a member of the opposite sex with the intention of "bumpin' uglies" with them OR to be in style.
He was out there on the dance floor at the reception gettin' jiggy wit' it; after the reception, both Pam & Mike went back to the hotel room and got jiggy wit' it under the bed sheets.
by weave April 17, 2003
by weave March 19, 2003