Weave's definitions

gurnarel

Background: Born from the sound effect used for the murloc creatures in the online game World of Warcraft which in writing resembles: guarnarnarnarnal.

Definition: gurnarel - an expression of extreme frustation and need to kill something or someone due to that frustration

Alternate Form: GUR_NAREL - implies a level of frustration exceeding regular gurnarel

I've had to poop all morning but it won't come out, gurnarel!

GUR_NAREL, my boss is such a fucktard!

by Weave March 25, 2005

roshambo

1) to kick or punch to the danglers, usu. proceeded by "swollen grapefruits."
2) phonetic French for "rock-paper-scissors." (The 3 friends roshamboed for the bill after wolfing down a humongous lunch at the local diner. The loser promptly paid without protest.
3) a sick game employed to determine possession of a desired object in dispute. The two individuals either punch or kick each other to the clackers until one party either succumbs to the pain and just simply
gives up, or falls to the ground. The individual who remains standing emerges victorious and wins the game and possession of the object sought after.

by weave March 26, 2003

X - Factor

an indescribable quality or something; something about a person that you cannot put your finger on; je ne sais quoi

I don't know what it is; she's not that pretty, but has this x-factor which makes her very hot.

by weave March 18, 2003

ovariological fortitude

"guts" displayed by the fairer sex, or women collectively.

She displayed a lot of ovariological fortitude in the squared circle.

by weave March 16, 2003

VERITABLE SMORGASBORD OF FEMININE PULCHRITUDE

a vast and plentiful array of the fairer sex in one given place. An assemblage of hot-looking chicks at a given locale.

When cruising through the mall today, it was definitely a veritable smorgasbord of feminine pulchritude.

by weave September 7, 2003

NUGGET POUCH

the testicles, the boys, the danglers, the brain, the clackers, bean bag.

My friend said he wasn't well-endowed, and went on to say it was like a mushroom cap resting on a nugget pouch.

by weave August 31, 2003

BONNYCLABBER

sour milk

In order to get rid of the garlic on my breath, my girlfriend suggested that I drink some bonnyclabber. It definitely got rid of the garlic odor, but I wound up at the gastroenterological unit at the local hospital for 6 weeks.

by weave September 21, 2003