Definitions by Weallfun
Mirror Licking
You have a serious problem, i have a serious problem. We just can't fucking stop licking the mirrors! You wake up in the morning one day and just have the temptation to lick your bedroom mirror. You don't bother to stop and think about it, just walk straight up to the mirror and lick it. You have that disgusting taste in your mouth that you can't seem to get out, then you think of freckles and that horrible dust taste just vanishes. Freckles.
ME: Hey bob my mirror tasted odd this morning
Bob: No way you lick that shit too?
ME: Hell yeah cuz
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You have a serious case of Mirror Licking, its only one in a million i suggest getting it checked out.
Bob: No way you lick that shit too?
ME: Hell yeah cuz
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You have a serious case of Mirror Licking, its only one in a million i suggest getting it checked out.
Mirror Licking by Weallfun September 18, 2019
Sandwich Slave
The sandwich slave is basically controlled by the sandwich god. Sandwich Slave is also known as Tristan. He doesn't do anything specifically but whatever his leader requires him to do he must do. Examples would be, throwing himself in the washer, drinking a thing of bleach, eating tide pods , or even just making a simple sandwich! When sandwich slave isn't doing all his work though he is basically forced to embrace the Sandwich God's Freckle Fetish. That's his free time, that's his fun.
Dying Man's friend: How could i possibly stop the almighty Sandwich God?
Dying Man: Kill... The.. Sandwich. Slave *Dies*
Dying- Dead Man's friend: I will Avenge you... Bill! The Sandwich Slave will die!
Dying Man: Kill... The.. Sandwich. Slave *Dies*
Dying- Dead Man's friend: I will Avenge you... Bill! The Sandwich Slave will die!
Sandwich Slave by Weallfun September 18, 2019
Jason
He is a pretty weird guy, but in a hilarious way. Extremely obsessed with this one girl with freckles and black hair that is most likely aware that he likes her and she gave him multiple chances probably intentionally to talk to her but he is too much of a fucking dumb ass and a pussy to actually fucking do anything. He has an extreme freckle fetish and has curly hair, thereby promising he isn't a rapist with the candy in the red van and slide doors. He finally said hi to that girl with freckles he has liked for 2 years now and she said hi back, again he was too much of a dumb ass to actually try to have a conversation with her.