oofney

A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!

"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"

by WayneKussoff April 28, 2005

izzle

A ludicrous and pointless excercise in being young and stupid. Add 'izzle' to the end of a word.. and ..err.. well thats it really.

None needed - its so stupid even snoop dogg can do it.

by WayneKussoff April 28, 2005