oofney 

A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!

"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"

oofney by WayneKussoff April 28, 2005

oofness

Very nice and toasty conversation

I like having oofness with you!

oofness by LilWindex359 April 23, 2018

ootney 

Pronounced (oot-neé)

An insult, meaning of poor form or ability, similar to budget. Derived from the Scottish ex-international Rugby player, Budge Poutney, as follows: Budget > Budge (Poutney)> Poutney > Ootney.

"Rupert, what do you think of John's darts ability?"
"He's ooooooooootney!"

ootney by markus_sparkus September 15, 2007

oofey

(1) An adjective describing or used related to something that provokes an "oof", relating to common phrases such as "ohh, man", "ouch", "yikes", "that's bad" and more. Used in a similar way in a sentence to modern popular words sussy and morby.

(2) Synonym for sussy (ex. "that's sus/that's off/that's wrong").
• The word oofey stems from "oof" and can have other parts added to it to become new words such as "oofing", "oofingly" and "oofer".

"I saw it myself. The doctor is... no more." "That's a big oofey."

oofey by PigDan July 26, 2022

Oofeydunks 

When your hear something freaking sad or something

Random guy:I got fired from my job and i have $0😭.Another random guy:oofeydunks

Oofeydunks by ME yayyyy March 22, 2024

oofeydunks 

What you respond with after you hear something freaking stupid or bad

Some guy:1 plus 1 equals 213.Some other guy:oofeydunks.

oofeydunks by ME yayyyy March 22, 2024