oofney

A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!

"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"

oofney by WayneKussoff April 28, 2005

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oofness

Very nice and toasty conversation

I like having oofness with you!

oofness by LilWindex359 April 23, 2018

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ootney

Pronounced (oot-neé)

An insult, meaning of poor form or ability, similar to budget. Derived from the Scottish ex-international Rugby player, Budge Poutney, as follows: Budget > Budge (Poutney)> Poutney > Ootney.

"Rupert, what do you think of John's darts ability?"
"He's ooooooooootney!"

ootney by markus_sparkus September 15, 2007

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oofey

(1) An adjective describing or used related to something that provokes an "oof", relating to common phrases such as "ohh, man", "ouch", "yikes", "that's bad" and more. Used in a similar way in a sentence to modern popular words sussy and morby.

(2) Synonym for sussy (ex. "that's sus/that's off/that's wrong").
• The word oofey stems from "oof" and can have other parts added to it to become new words such as "oofing", "oofingly" and "oofer".

"I saw it myself. The doctor is... no more." "That's a big oofey."

oofey by PigDan July 26, 2022

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Oofeydunks

When your hear something freaking sad or something

Random guy:I got fired from my job and i have $0😭.Another random guy:oofeydunks

Oofeydunks by ME yayyyy March 22, 2024

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oofeydunks

What you respond with after you hear something freaking stupid or bad

Some guy:1 plus 1 equals 213.Some other guy:oofeydunks.

oofeydunks by ME yayyyy March 22, 2024

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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