oofney

A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!

"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"

by WayneKussoff April 28, 2005

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oofness

Very nice and toasty conversation

I like having oofness with you!

by LilWindex359 April 23, 2018

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ootney

Pronounced (oot-neé)

An insult, meaning of poor form or ability, similar to budget. Derived from the Scottish ex-international Rugby player, Budge Poutney, as follows: Budget > Budge (Poutney)> Poutney > Ootney.

"Rupert, what do you think of John's darts ability?"
"He's ooooooooootney!"

by markus_sparkus September 15, 2007

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oofey

(1) An adjective describing or used related to something that provokes an "oof", relating to common phrases such as "ohh, man", "ouch", "yikes", "that's bad" and more. Used in a similar way in a sentence to modern popular words sussy and morby.

(2) Synonym for sussy (ex. "that's sus/that's off/that's wrong").
• The word oofey stems from "oof" and can have other parts added to it to become new words such as "oofing", "oofingly" and "oofer".

"I saw it myself. The doctor is... no more." "That's a big oofey."

by PigDan July 26, 2022

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