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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!

"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"

oofney by WayneKussoff April 28, 2005

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oofness

Very nice and toasty conversation

I like having oofness with you!

oofness by LilWindex359 April 23, 2018

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ootney

Pronounced (oot-neé)

An insult, meaning of poor form or ability, similar to budget. Derived from the Scottish ex-international Rugby player, Budge Poutney, as follows: Budget > Budge (Poutney)> Poutney > Ootney.

"Rupert, what do you think of John's darts ability?"
"He's ooooooooootney!"

ootney by markus_sparkus September 15, 2007

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oofey

(1) An adjective describing or used related to something that provokes an "oof", relating to common phrases such as "ohh, man", "ouch", "yikes", "that's bad" and more. Used in a similar way in a sentence to modern popular words sussy and morby.

(2) Synonym for sussy (ex. "that's sus/that's off/that's wrong").
• The word oofey stems from "oof" and can have other parts added to it to become new words such as "oofing", "oofingly" and "oofer".

"I saw it myself. The doctor is... no more." "That's a big oofey."

oofey by PigDan July 26, 2022

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Oofeydunks

When your hear something freaking sad or something

Random guy:I got fired from my job and i have $0😭.Another random guy:oofeydunks

Oofeydunks by ME yayyyy March 22, 2024

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oofeydunks

What you respond with after you hear something freaking stupid or bad

Some guy:1 plus 1 equals 213.Some other guy:oofeydunks.

oofeydunks by ME yayyyy March 22, 2024

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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