Definitions by Wayne The 1st

Toffee Finger 

When wiping your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper.

"hey Nick, Smell this finger!"
"Dude, did you just toffee finger in the bathroom you sicko?!"

Toffee Finger by Wayne The 1st March 26, 2016

Fagista

A straight guys with a passion for women's clothing

Wayne ,"that top is so cute, is that cashmere? "
Jill,"Wayne you're such a fagista "

Fagista by Wayne The 1st June 16, 2015

GFP

Giant fucking pussy

Wayne "Do you want a beer?"
Pat "No, I have to workout tonight"
Wayne "Quit being such a GFP and have a beer"

GFP by Wayne The 1st December 3, 2013

NES 

Non-English Speaker, a person that can barely speak English that you required to communicate with.

Joe "Did you get home safe last night?"
Mitch "No! The cabbie was an NES and dropped me off on the wrong side of town.."

Or

"Yuck! Stupid NES got my coffee order wrong again!"

NES by Wayne The 1st December 3, 2013